By Zee Estates

06/05/2026

I’m so sorry to everyone:

• I’m sorry your "Safety" is walking home at night without looking over your shoulder.

• I’m sorry the "Chaos" here is just the traffic on Hessa Street during a holiday weekend.

• I’m sorry that while you’re worried about the border, the only thing crossing into Dubai is more billionaire flight capital.

It’s terrible here. Don't come. We’re already running out of valet parking.

15/01/2026

I’ve said this before… and I’ll say it again.

Dubai is not for everyone.

Dubai is a nightmare... if you’re a fan of high taxes, rising crime, and grey skies.

If you prefer your “real world” with a side of zero safety and even less disposable income, please stay home. Everyone warns you about the “Dubai bubble,” but it’s full of people who realized they don’t actually have to live like they’re in a Victorian novel.

Here’s what you’ll “have to deal with” if you make the mistake of moving here:

1️⃣ The “Safety” Problem. You’ll develop the terrible habit of leaving your $5,000 laptop on a cafe table while you go to the bathroom. It’s a hard habit to break when you go back to a “real” city where your car window gets smashed for a pack of gum.

2️⃣ The “Fake” Lifestyle. Everything is new, clean, and actually works. The horror. If you prefer your luxury living with a side of 100-year-old plumbing and peeling paint, a waterfront apartment in the Marina is going to be a huge disappointment.

3️⃣ The 0% Tax Burden. It’s honestly exhausting deciding what to do with the money you aren’t giving to the government. You might accidentally buy a boat or start a business. It’s a slippery slope.

4️⃣ The “Winter” Trauma. You’ll be forced to endure 25°C weather from October to April. You’ll forget what a shovel looks like and your heavy winter coats will become a “storage locker” problem while the rest of the world freezes.

5️⃣ The Service Standards. You might stop knowing how to pump your own gas or carry your own groceries. Dubai ruins your ability to tolerate “average” service. Once you’ve lived here, everywhere else feels like a downgrade.

So yeah… don’t say I didn’t warn you. Dubai has a way of turning a “one-year plan” into a “ten-year lifestyle.”

Thinking about moving to the desert? 📩 DM me “DUBAI” and I’ll send you a list of waterfront rentals that make your current situation look like a prison cell.

Zaryab | Cheval BlancReal Estate & Truth Teller

15/01/2026

I’ve heard the rumors... and I’m here to confirm them.

Buying property in Dubai is a disaster... if you’re a fan of “stability” through 50% capital gains tax and tenants who have more rights to your house than you do.

If you enjoy your investments with a side of “Bureaucratic Nightmares” and zero growth, please keep your money in a high-yield savings account back home.

Here is why buying here is a “huge mistake”:

1. The Appreciation Anxiety. You’ll buy a waterfront villa and wake up 18 months later realizing it’s worth 30% more. It’s honestly stressful tracking that much equity while your friends back home are arguing over a 2% property tax hike.

2. The Passive Income Problem. You’ll get your rent in one or two checks upfront. It’s a real struggle figuring out how to invest a year’s worth of cash at once instead of chasing a tenant for monthly payments like a debt collector.

3. The ‘Short-Term’ Lie. You’ll tell yourself it’s just a “quick flip,” but then you see the sunset from your balcony in the Marina and realize you can’t go back to a view of a brick wall and a rainy alleyway. You’re stuck here now.

4. The Maintenance ‘Shock’. When something breaks, someone actually shows up to fix it. Usually within the hour. It ruins your ability to handle “normal” life where you have to wait three weeks for a plumber who doesn’t show up anyway.

So yeah... the “bubble” is terrifying. It’s full of people who realized they don’t have to work until they’re 70 just to afford a semi-detached house in a grey suburb.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Dubai property is a trap—once you own a piece of it, everywhere else feels like a compromise.

Ready to make a “mistake” you won’t regret?

DM me “INVEST” and I’ll send you the data on waterfront units that make your current portfolio look like a joke.

06/11/2025

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