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08/05/2026

23/04/2026

An illiterate old father, while taking a puff from his ho**ah, asked his son—who had a Master’s degree in Economics:
“Son! Why is inflation increasing day by day when our country is an agricultural country?”
The son replied: “Father, our expenses are higher and our income is low.”
The father asked: “How is that??”
When the son started explaining in economic terms—talking about GDP, imports, and exports—the father interrupted:
“Son! Explain it to me like two plus two equals four… I don’t understand this foreign language.”
The son said: “Father, we need 36 billion rupees daily, but we don’t earn that much.”
The father, surprised, said: “So much money?? Where does all this spending go?”
The son explained: “Father, salaries, pensions, and corruption together cost us about 12 billion rupees daily, while 24 billion rupees we have to pay every day as interest to the IMF and other foreign banks.”
The father took a calm puff of his ho**ah and said:
“In simple words, that 24 billion is going to fund the dance of a courtesan we’ve never even seen.” 😄

02/01/2026

“The statement of the habitual gambler from Kasur has come out, in which he admitted that he resisted the police and got into a scuffle, and now he says he is ashamed. This is a very large gambling gang. These people do not consider the police as anything and are highly dramatic. A major crackdown against them is still needed.”