08/19/2026
🤣 I asked ChatGPT:
“Describe me like you’re trying to warn someone before they meet me.”
And apparently ChatGPT has been paying WAY too much attention. 🫣🤣
She’s a LOT — but in the most entertaining possible way.
She’ll walk into a room with red glasses, 14 things on her mind, three people she needs to call, a real estate deal she’s trying to save… and somehow still notice that you seem a little off.
She’ll tell you she’s “totally overwhelmed” and then, within 45 minutes, solve a problem, organize a weekend away, schedule five social media posts, order something she absolutely “NEEDS” online… and negotiate a real estate deal. 😂
Do not tell her something “can’t be done.”
She will interpret that as a personal challenge.
She loves HARD. Her family, her friends, her clients, her dog, her boat — if you’re one of her people, she’s ALL IN. ❤️
She has approximately zero poker face. If she thinks something is ridiculous, her face has probably told you before her mouth does. 🤣
She’ll research a $17 purchase like she’s doing due diligence on a $2-million property… and then impulsively spend $600 because “THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.”
She WILL cry.
Happy cry. Sad cry. Proud cry. Overwhelmed cry. Client-got-the-house cry.
Then she’ll wipe her face and get s**t done. 💪😂
And yes… she can turn almost ANYTHING into a social media post.
Side effects of knowing Tamara may include: excessive laughter, champagne, inappropriate jokes, unsolicited real estate advice, becoming part of the family, and eventually appearing in a Facebook post you didn’t know was being created. 🤣
Apparently this is what Real Estate with Heart looks like behind the scenes. ❤️🏡
Accurate? Unfortunately… VERY. 😂🫣
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