07/04/2026
🚿 BEFORE: looked like it still owed council tax from 1998
🚿 AFTER: thinks it’s in a 5-star hotel and won’t speak to the old version anymore 😌✨
Honestly… this bathroom went from
❌ “don’t look at the walls too long”
❌ shower curtain clinging on for dear life
❌ vibes = absolutely not
To:
🔥 “take your shoes off before you come in”
🔥 marble glow-up that’s doing the most
🔥 a shower you actually WANT to stand in (even when you’re no going anywhere)
And the best bit?
⏱️ DONE IN 2 DAYS
Aye… 48 hours. Some folk canny even decide on a takeaway in that time.
All carried out by the one & only…
👑 The Boss – part tradesman, part magician, full-time show-off
If your bathroom’s still stuck in the early 2000s…
📩 give us a message before the Boss gets too big for us and starts charging celebrity prices 😂