L & N Garden Maintenance

L & N Garden Maintenance We carry out most aspects of garden maintenance within West Lothian area.

Message or phone for a free quote 🙂

✅ Grass cutting
✅ Strimming
✅ Weeding
✅ Fence Painting
✅ Hedge trimming
✅ High level of work
✅ Very reasonable prices
✅ Pensioner Discount

Good evening everyone. I just wanted to put up a wee joke and I hope it makes you smile.Here is a bit of gardening advic...
28/08/2026

Good evening everyone. I just wanted to put up a wee joke and I hope it makes you smile.

Here is a bit of gardening advice. You should never put alcohol on your grass, it will come up half cut 😆

Also, I'm very proud of how my marigolds have come up this year haha.

We hope you all have a great weekend whatever you're up to. Take care L & N Garden Maintenance

Good afternoon everyone. There are only 7 days until Autumn begins here in Scotland and we are likely to see a change in...
25/08/2026

Good afternoon everyone. There are only 7 days until Autumn begins here in Scotland and we are likely to see a change in the weather and not for the better sadly, so if you would like any garden maintenance carried out while we still have decent weather then please get in touch and we can provide a free, no obligation quote. We understand that people can't physically manage or just don't have the time to maintain their garden and that's where we are happy to help and offer very reasonable rates including a 30% pensioner discount.

Over the last few weeks we have attended gardens which required garden maintenance such as grass cutting, grass strimming, weeding, fence painting, deweed between monkblocking, took all rubbish away, provided pensioner discounts, gained new customers, attended regular customers gardens. Below are a few before and after photos of some of the work we carried out. Have a great Tuesday and take care. L & N Garden Maintenance

Oh yeah, I forgot the gardening joke you're all here for.
I was going to plant some flowers but then I realised I hadn't botany 🫣🤣
I'm not very good at flower jokes but Thistle have to do (ba-dum-tsssssh)

Good evening everyone, here at L & N Garden Maintenance we hope you're all keeping well and have been enjoying this grea...
18/07/2026

Good evening everyone, here at L & N Garden Maintenance we hope you're all keeping well and have been enjoying this great weather. We have included below a list of work and some before and after photos (with permission from our kind and generous homeowners) of work we've carried out over the few weeks. If you would like to have your garden looking back to its best then please send us a message or phone us, we're available by call, text message, WhatsApp and Messenger and we can provide you with a free, very fairly priced and no obligation quote.

✅ Grass Cutting
✅ Grass Strimming
✅ Fence Painting
✅ Small Hedges Trimmed
✅ Bushes Trimmed
✅ Weeding
✅ Weeding between monkblocking
✅ New Stones Put Down
✅ High Level Of Work
✅ Pensioner Discounts Given
✅ Travelled Throughout West Lothian
✅ Jetwashed Patios
✅ Very reasonable and fair prices always offered
✅ All Rubbish Taken Away
✅ Happy Customers

But of course that's not what you're all here for is it? You're all here for the garden joke of the week aren't you? 😏

Okay then.

Q - How do you stop moles from digging in your garden?
A - Hide their shovels

🤣 Have a great evening and weekend everybody.

Good morning everyone. We have been very busy over the last few weeks so we have added a few photos of work we've carrie...
27/06/2026

Good morning everyone. We have been very busy over the last few weeks so we have added a few photos of work we've carried out below (with the homeowners permission) If you would like your garden tidied up then please get in touch. We hope you all have a brilliant weekend, take care, L & N Garden Maintenance

Good afternoon everyone. Below is a few more before and after photos of recent work carried out. If you would like any o...
09/06/2026

Good afternoon everyone. Below is a few more before and after photos of recent work carried out. If you would like any of this kind of garden maintenance work carried out in your own garden then please just get in touch with us at L & N Garden Maintenance for a free, no obligation and very reasonably priced, quote.

💥 Joke of the day 💥

Q - Why couldn't the gardener plant any flowers?
A -Because be hadn't botany

Enjoy the rest of your day 😊

Good afternoon everyone. We've been very busy over the last few weeks and unfortunately we've forgotten to take some bef...
03/06/2026

Good afternoon everyone. We've been very busy over the last few weeks and unfortunately we've forgotten to take some before and after photos, however below are a few photos when we did remember the camera and a list of work we carried out. As we're coming into summer grass, weeds and bushes are growing quicker than ever, if you're needing any garden maintenance work carried out then please get in touch for a free, no obligation and reasonably pieced quote. Have a great Wednesday L & N Garden Maintenance

✅ Grass Cutting
✅ De-Weeding
✅ Fence Painting
✅ Strimming
✅ Hedges Trimmed
✅ Bushes Trimmed
✅ Cleaning Between Monkblocking
✅ Clippings Taken Away
✅ High Level Of Work
✅ 30% Pensioner Discount Rates Offered And Accepted
✅ Work Carried Out Within & Around West Lothian
✅ Happy Customers

🔴🔴 TODAY'S JOKE 🔴🔴 - When biting into an apple, what's worse than finding a maggot?

Finding half a maggot in your apple 😂

When it comes to gardening, if you don't have the time, energy or just can't be bothered then give us a message or call ...
08/05/2026

When it comes to gardening, if you don't have the time, energy or just can't be bothered then give us a message or call for a very reasonably priced, no obligation quote to have us out and we'll have your garden looking its best again. Have a great weekend everyone L & N Garden Maintenance

06/05/2026

Good evening everyone. Due to being rushed off our feet we've forgotten to add photos of garden work carried out over the last few weeks. Here at L & N Garden Maintenance we know that time is precious and that our summer weather certainly doesn't last too long, so if you would like the best of both worlds then why not get in touch for a free, no obligation quote and we could save you the time and energy to tidy your garden just in time for the summer. Throughout our page we have plenty of photos of previous work carried out by ourselves, so please feel free to look at our results. We hope you all have a great evening, take care.

03/04/2026

🚨🚧 WEE JOKE OF THE DAY 🚧🚨

There was a young child in an allotment with his Grandad who was pushing a wheelbarrow full of manure and the young boy asked

"Grandad, what is the manure for?"

" I put it on top of the Rhubarb " replied the Grandad.

" Oh, I usually just put custard on top of my rhubarb " replies his grandson 🤣😂

Come back next week for even funnier jokes or if you would like us to tidy up your garden please get in touch for a very reasonable, no obligation quote. We have plenty of before and after pictures from work carried out previously and the results speak for themselves. Happy Easter everyone, we hope you all have a great weekend L & N Garden Maintenance 😊

**Photos uploaded with the, very nice, homeowners permission**Our first, and largest to date, garden maintenance job of ...
21/03/2026

**Photos uploaded with the, very nice, homeowners permission**

Our first, and largest to date, garden maintenance job of the year. Below includes a list of all work carried out at this lovely homes front and back garden. Please get in touch for a free, no obligation and fairly priced quote. Thanks for looking 😊

✅ Fence Painted
✅ Monoblock Driveway Fully Grouted/De-Weeded
✅ Bushes Trimmed & Some Removed
✅ Strimmer Used For All Grass Edges
✅ Grass Cut In Front And Back Gardens
✅ Patio And Pathway Jet Washed
✅ Weeds Removed From All Areas
✅ New Stones Laid in Front Garden
✅ Earth Turned Ready For New Flowers
✅ All Trimmings And Rubbish Removed And Disposed Of At Oakbank Recycling Centre
✅ General Tidy Up At The End Of Each Day
✅ Work Carried Out To A High Standard
✅ No Payment Asked For Until Work Was Completed
✅ Homeowner "Delighted and over the moon" With The Results

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