01/04/2026
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing our new Ultra-Premium Concierge Service 🎩
We've been listening to guest feedback, and they've told us they want a more "personal touch." So we're taking it literally.
Starting April 2026, every booking now includes:
✅ A dedicated team member living in the property with your guests for the duration of their stay
✅ 24/7 in-person assistance (yes, we mean IN person)
✅ Wake-up calls delivered bedside with fresh coffee
✅ Guided tours of the kitchen, bathroom, and other "complex" areas
✅ Bedtime stories upon request
✅ Live narration of London facts while guests try to sleep
We'll even tuck them in at night and make sure they've brushed their teeth properly.
Because if Airbnb thinks a guidebook is hospitality, we're going to show them what REAL hospitality looks like. 😴
Interested landlords, DM us to sign up!
Happy April Fools' Day 😂 Don't worry—we're staying hands-off and professional. But we WILL continue managing your property like it's our own (just from a respectful distance).