01/04/2026
April fools post idea
Big update from us today…
We’ve officially partnered with Greggs.
From now on, every viewing comes with a pastry-based decision system.
• Make an offer = sausage roll
• No offer = vegan option
It’s about commitment.
New clients will also receive a welcome pack:
• 1 x steak bake
• 1 x doughnut (or Belgian bun if you’re feeling confident)
We believe this sets the tone early.
Our new associate Gary will be handing these out during viewings.
Please don’t try to engage him in conversation.
He knows the best pasty, but has no idea where the boiler is.