23/09/2026
I know it’s early but…👀
🎄🎅 CHRISTMAS IS COMING… SORT YOUR BLOODY HOUSE OUT.😂🧹
Because nobody needs Auntie Susan inspecting your skirting boards on Christmas Day like she’s on *Homes Under the Hammer*. 👀😂
Got family coming over?
Kids destroying the place faster than you can clean it?
Already pretending you’ll “do it next week”? 🫣
LEAVE IT TO ME.🙌🏼😂
🎄✨ CHRISTMAS CLEAN — from £75✨🎄
We will tackle all the annoying jobs you absolutely CBA doing:
🧼 All bathrooms
🍽️ Kitchen clean
🕷️ High dusting
✨ Skirting boards
💡 Light switches
🚪 ALL handles
🪟 Window frames
🧹 ALL floors
Basically, we will make your house guest worthy enough that nobody can have a bloody moan.😂
🏡 BIG HOUSE?
You may need a double slot — only £40 extra.
💰 £35 deposit required to secure your booking.
🎅🏼 Limited Christmas slots available, these will be 2 hour slots so a 4 hour clean!
So while you’re wrapping presents, drinking Baileys and pretending you’re organised…
I’ll be making your house sparkle. 😂🎄✨
📩 MESSAGE ME TO BOOK — BEFORE THE CHRISTMAS CHAOS BEGINS!
And remember…
If your mother-in-law can see the dust, so can we.👀😂🧹