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16/05/2023

👉👉👉usikae idle tafta kitu ya kufanya ata K**a ni kuumwa na kichwa🚶🚶😛

06/05/2022

✍️🤣WOMAN, DENNIS & PARROT🤣✍️

👩A lady walked 🚶‍♀️into a pet shop owned by 🧔Dennis demanding for a parrot.🐦

🧔Dennis says 🗣️"we have 2 kind of parrots🐦🐦, one repeats 🗣️everything you👩 say and the other thinks for itself"🐦😎

👩LADY:🗣️ I think I'll like the ones that thinks for itself" 🐦😁

🧔Dennis brought out her choice 🐦and told her to ask🗣️" the parrot some questions😁

👩LADY: how do I look? 🙄

🐦PARROT: you look like a prostitute😒

👩LADY: I won't buy it💰, this parrot is rude! 😒🙄

🧔Dennis:🗣️ please madam just give me a moment⌚...(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot, "if you're rude to that lady one more time I will drown you in this bucket".🥴
When the man came back to the counter he told the lady👩 now ask the parrot🐦 anything you wish and I🧔 assure you that he will be polite.😁💕

🗣️CONVERSATION✍️

👩LADY:🗣️ if I come home at night with a man, what will you call this man?🙄

🐦PARROT: your husband! 😁💕

👩LADY: Good, 😌 what if I come home with two men?🧔🧔😁

PARROT: your husband and ur in-law.💌

👩LADY: Good!! Good!!, What if I come home with 3 men?😁

🐦PARROT: 🗣️your husband, your in-law and ur brother! 😊💕

👩LADY: 🗣️Gooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men? 🧔🧔🧔🧔🙄

🐦PARROT: (looked🙄 back at Dennis🧔)and said🗣️ "please just go and drown💧 me again, 🐦I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!!!🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

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06/05/2022

✍️🤣DENNIS AND MUSA🤣✍️

🧔Dennis and 🧔Musa were caught in a Northern African country, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. 🍾They were arrested and taken to the 👳‍♂️Sheik's palace for questioning and judgment.🗣️👨‍⚖️

🧔Dennis lied that Musa smuggled and forced him to drink the beer🍾! Both were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the 👳‍♂️Sheik decided they should be released after some lashes of the whip.😒
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said,🗣️ "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2✌️ wishes before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"😑

🧔Dennis thought for a second then said: 🗣️"Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." And my second wish is that you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser.😊😋

🧔Musa saw this and thought for a second🤔, then said🗣️"Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available."😑
🧔Dennis laughed and thought Musa was a fool. The Sheik replied with a puzzled look on his face," and your second wish?"🙄
🧔Musa replied🗣️ "Tie Dennis to my back!"🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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05/05/2022

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26/04/2022

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