09/11/2023
Fiance: Baby, I was able to see that camera man we're directed to
Fiancée: Oh great, so how did it go??
Fiance: Fine oo. He said
Fiancée: Maka why? Would the pictures he would be sn@pping on that day be h@ng£d in héaven??
Fiancé: He's a professional in the field, remember..
Fiancé: Professional ke.. Pictures that even a primary school b0y can comfortable sn@p with his phone these days
Fiancé: All0w him to eat the na. Will he eat it again fr0m us after that day? Isn't m@rriage a one-off thing?
Fiancée: And you forg0t that there's life after m@rriage? So, which m0ney are we going to be feeding on, after our marriage??
Fiance: Is what I can't provide?
Fiancée: So, we should be w@steful, simply because you have the money??
Fiancé: Also remember that our wedding's going to be a big one? Men of timbres and calibres will be attending..
Fiancée: And they'll all go back to their various houses after the wedding, leaving just the two of us to sort out our financial ch@llenges.
Fiancé: And what's ??
Fiancée: Anaghi eji akpata etufu abu ogaranya (you don't become a rich person by w@sting m0ney)
Fiancé: So, what do you suggest now?
Fiancée: My cousin, Ojay will use his phone to snap and video us
Fiancé: Phone; for a big wedding??
Fiancée: I will not all0w you w@ste our unb0rn children's school fees on friv0litiés..
The man did not talk again, as it looked like he'd never win the argument
On their wedding day, Ojay was both the picture and camera man
However, two weeks after the wedding, Ojay f@iled to deliver the pix and videos of the wedding event. He kept giving flīmsy excúsés
When Ojay told them to keep the money they'd pay him for the services rendered and forget about the pix, they knew there's faya on the mountain
So, one fateful morning, the fiance and his fiancée st0rm£d Ojay's house and met him at home
Ojay had no other option than to release the pictures to them
After seeing the blurred pictures Ojay took, the fiancée f@in