Ahsan Khan

Ahsan Khan Hello Jee ! I'm part-time comedian, full-time curious soul.

On this channel, you’ll find a bit of everything:
πŸ’₯ Roasting
πŸ˜„ Comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously
🧠 Deep talks that hit you right
πŸ“Έ A peek through my lens
πŸ’Έ Property Investments

21/04/2026

Is anyone willing here to Donate us 300ml or 500ml water bottle for HEAT STROKE DRIVE in Karachi. As we do this activity during summers from past several years associated with HFH - HFH - Hands For Help Karachi (Hands For Help ).
If you are owner of Water RO Plant and willing to sell it actual price without any profit margin on it. Please Contact ..

21/04/2026

Is anyone willing here to Donate us 300ml or 500ml water bottle for HEAT STROKE DRIVE in Karachi. As we do this activity during summers from past several years associated with HFH - Hands For Help Karachi ( HFH - Hands For Help ).
If you are owner of Water RO Plant and willing to sell it actual price without any profit margin on it. Please Contact ..

Asalam o alaikum everyone Ek (MANDI KA DALLAL)  Bhai na mujhe recently block kerdia Sirf islia ka main inko samjha Raha ...
21/04/2026

Asalam o alaikum everyone
Ek (MANDI KA DALLAL) Bhai na mujhe recently block kerdia Sirf islia ka main inko samjha Raha tha Jo ker Raha hain Woh ghalat hai.

Ya log taaqat ka Nasha main pagal ho chuka hain aur inse kesi ka comments against them bardash nhi hota to ya block ker Raha hain so sabko laga sab theek chl raha
MKD, swati or baqi sab

apka khilaf koi nhi hai bs Jo mushkil app awam ka lya paida ker raha ho uska hisab apko deina Hoga.
"SHAUQEEN" agar Asal main shauqeen ho kiun poora Saal ghaib rehta jaya kero sindh, Punjab main mandi lagti hain.
Saar main chara dia hai beopari ko yr.
Matlb lac rupee ki to koi value hi nhi hai ab.

Baqi mulk main bhi hoti hain qurbani wahun kabhi dekha hai essa hota hoa ?

Khuda ka wasta qurbani ko qurbani rehna dein ya Allah ka lya hai band kerdein ya dekhawa, fireworks, phool. Allah ka khauf sa darain abhi bhi waqt hai aur logoun ki zyada sa zyada madad kerain.

Jazakallah.

16/04/2026

Karachi walo se ek darkhwast hai ke apni izat ka zaroor khayal rakho. Aap sab educated ho, apna standard itna neeche mat lao yaar. Mandi walay ab had paar kar rahe hain, logon par haath tak uthane lag gaye hain yeh kya ho raha hai? 🫡❌
In YouTubers ki baton mein aa kar kyun khud ko zaleel o khuwar kar rahe ho? Itna mehenga petrol dalwa ke wahan jaate ho aur phir chacha Saleem jese begherat logon se thappad kha ke wapas aate ho. Kal bhi sunne mein aaya ke mandi mein larkon ko mara gaya.‼️
Apni aur dusron ki izat ka khaas khayal rakho. Inka baap bhi janwar hi bechega, aur jo log inko pani aur khana dete hain unse bhi guzarish hai ke kisi ghareeb ke ghar rashan pohcha dein. In kam nasal beopariyon ko izat hazam nahi hoti yeh log jitni izat do utna hi zaleel karte hain.
Is liye bhai, sab se guzarish hai ke inko unki aukaat mein rakho. Kuch haram logon ke peeche itna mat giro ke unse maal bhi lo aur zaleel bhi ho jao… β€ΌοΈπŸ«΅πŸ€


*HOW DO THE DEAD REALIZE THEY ARE DEAD*?Just a reminder...*Innalillahi wa Innailaihi Rajiun!!!*The dead person does not ...
15/04/2026

*HOW DO THE DEAD REALIZE THEY ARE DEAD*?
Just a reminder...

*Innalillahi wa Innailaihi Rajiun!!!

*The dead person does not realize that he died at the beginning. He feels himself dreaming of death, he sees himself crying, bathing, knotting himself and going down to the grave.

*He always has the impression of dreaming when he is piled up on the ground. He then screams but no one hears his scream.*

*Later, when everyone is dispersed and left alone underground, Allah restores his soul. He opens his eyes and wakes up from his "bad dream". At first he is happy and grateful that what he was going through was just a nightmare, and now he is awake from his sleep. Then he begins to touch his body, which has just been wrapped in a cloth, questioning it with surprise;*

"Where's my shirt, where are my underwear?"

Then he continues: "Where am I, where is this place, why the smell of dirt and mud everywhere, what am I doing here?"

*Then he begins to realize that he is underground, and what he is experiencing is not a dream! Yes, he realized he was really dead.*

He shouts as loudly as possible, calls: his relatives who, according to him, could save him:

"Razaq... !!!!"
"Oyiza .... !!!!"
"Abdullahi .... !!!!"
"Khadijah .... !!!!"
"Aisha .... !!!!"
"Uthman .... !!!!"
"Adam....!!!!"
No one answers him. He then remembers that Allah is the only hope right now. He weeps for Him and implores Him while asking His forgiveness;
"Yaa Allah! Yaa Allah! Forgive me Yaa Allah ... !!!

*He screams in an incredible fear that he had never felt before, during his lifetime.*

If he is a good person, two angels with a smiling face will sit him down to comfort him, then do him the best service.

*If he is a bad person, two angels will increase his fear and torture him according to his ugly acts.*

Oh Allah, forgive my sins and the sins of my mother, father, wife, children and all my family and friends.

Brother and sisters in Islam, you have two options here:

*1. Let this little knowledge only be read here and nothing happens.*

*2. Pray for your family
*Ya Allah, don't take my life until I'm at my best and ready to meet you.*Aamin..πŸ‘πŸ‘

Garmiyaan bht hai Parindoo πŸ¦œπŸ•ŠπŸ¦β€β¬› ky liey Lazmii Pani πŸ₯›πŸͺ£πŸ«— Intezaam rkhain . JazakAllah
12/04/2026

Garmiyaan bht hai Parindoo πŸ¦œπŸ•ŠπŸ¦β€β¬› ky liey Lazmii Pani πŸ₯›πŸͺ£πŸ«— Intezaam rkhain . JazakAllah

12/04/2026

ALLAH KI IS MAKHLOOQ KA BHI IS SHADEED GARMI M KHAYAL RAKHEN πŸ«—πŸ¦β€β¬›πŸͺ£πŸ¦œπŸ•ŠπŸ¦œπŸ₯›

02/04/2026

It's 2nd April and She is still Pregnant

01/04/2026

DIVORCE = CONTENT

31/03/2026

Yeah yeah just trying to be funny at KING STREET lol

31/03/2026

3 best ways to avoid being tricked
tomorrow on April Fools Day

Method 1:
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