06/23/2026
This house was on fire. Literally.
Never skip the attic—you might get burned.
We were going to add more fire puns, but they’ve all been extinguished.
I’ll probably get scolded for posting this, but at this point, that’s just fuel for the fire.
We’ll probably need to overhaul this post later.
Think you’ve got better puns? We’d like to see you try.