02/23/2022
For those of you who are thinking of moving to Rockwall…thought you should know these important things to consider:
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Just a word of caution from Rockwall ,TX
Before you come to our area to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. People are moving to Rockwall and surrounding areas in record numbers, there's a housing shortage, rent has doubled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...
So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing at our parks, lakes, hotels, I think you should know that red ants, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to a dryer than usual winter.
Coyotes and bobcats have eaten many domesticated animals and some small children
The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation, except for the abundance of psilocybin mushrooms.
We have had crocodile sightings at every park and lakes... and some cougars in motel rooms.
Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.
We have porcupines "stabbing" small children and adults in their shins should they dare to enter any of their land in the country.
Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local neighborhoods in packs looking for beer.
Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, flying ants, and swarms of crickets and even some of the biggest Texas grasshoppers you’ve ever seen.
Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs and automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food, and biting like crazy.
I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners have released their cats into the streets of our town.
Head lice now fly... right beside the bats.
So stay safe out here 💜💛😜🤣
-Borrowed from a friend
