DENTON’s Sh*ttiest

12/30/2025

HOW SH*TTY WE FEELIN TODAY DENTON? 🫠

12/20/2025

If Only Dogs Could Drive

If only dogs could drive,
they’d pull over gently, hazards blinking like mercy,
and leave behind the ones who broke promises
on a quiet verge of consequence.

A paw on the wheel, eyes steady and dark,
they’d remember every walk not taken,
every bowl left empty of care,
every night love was conditional.

No shouting. No rage.
Just a door opening on accountability,
and a long road stretching forward
for those who chose convenience over devotion.

Because dogs don’t abandon.
They wait. They forgive. They stay.
And if justice ever learned compassion,
it would look back once—
then keep driving toward kinder hands.

By Anneka Svenska

12/20/2025

This just in…. How is it all connected?

12/18/2025

11/28/2025

WHO THOUGHT ITD BE SMART TO GO STREAKING AT THE TURKEY TROT?

11/14/2025

11/10/2025

IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE FALL IN DENTON 🫠

11/07/2025

Tired of Denton? Try this!

11/04/2025

Things that are probably more fun than driving in Denton…
1. Aids
2.Water Boarding
3.Passing the Patriot Act
4.Getting 16th century flogged by your crush
5.Getting ghosted by your crush

10/17/2025

Traffic sucks right now.
I know it is a little vague but you can just thank me later.

10/11/2025

The heartfelt story of an abandoned old office chair left on the side of Fort Worth Drive. Abandoned and forgotten by a town it called home… Until it finally got the break it had been waiting for its entire life… Coming this fall…

A SEAT AT THE TABLE…