04/07/2026
Trying to get my Google Business page verified today…
which apparently requires a whole ass documentary:
outside of the building ✔️
cross streets ✔️
walking into the office ✔️
What it did NOT require… was me absolutely eating s**t over a twig 🙃
Twisted ankle. Scraped knee. Banged up elbow.
Fully laid out on the ground yelling “f**k you Google” 😌
AND THEN…
I look up and realize the video stopped recording.
So I had to get up… limp it off… and do it all over again 😭
Meanwhile… a man with his arm in a sling (fresh out of shoulder surgery) is asking me if I’m okay…
and I hit him with: “are YOU okay?” 🫠😂
Like sir… neither of us is thriving right now.
But also… this is real estate.
It’s not always cute. It’s not always polished.
It’s showing up, doing what needs to get done… even when you just got humbled by a twig.
So yeah… if you see me limping into a showing this week — no you didn’t 😌
And honestly… when this Google page goes live, I expect a 5⭐️ review out of this experience 🫶. Am I the only this happens to? Let me know!!