Funky Homebuyers

Name: Funky Homebuyers
Address: Fairfax, VA, US
Telephone: +15713685930

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Funky Homebuyers delivers fresh leads, fast deals, and no fluff. We find undervalued, high-potential properties—perfect for flips or long-term holds.

Whether you're a cash buyer looking for your next deal or a seasoned investor building your portfolio.

12/19/2025

🔥 OFF-MARKET INVESTOR DEAL 🔥
BIRMINGHAM, AL
📍 Birmingham, AL 35214
💎 ROUGH GEM – FULL REHAB REQUIRED

🛠 PROPERTY DETAILS
✔ Two off-market properties
✔ Heavy / full rehab needed
✔ Perfect for fix & flip or buy-and-hold
✔ Strong value-add opportunity
✔ Ideal for experienced investors

💰 WHY THIS DEAL?
✅ Off-market = less competition
✅ Opportunity to force appreciation
✅ High upside after renovation
✅ Great addition to an investor portfolio

🚨 SERIOUS INVESTORS ONLY 🚨
This is not a turnkey property — this is where real profits are made.
📩 DM for price, access & details
⏳ First come, first served
Call : (571) 368-5930

11/05/2025

🏚️ OFF-MARKET DEALS – Birmingham, AL! 🏚️
Looking for your next fix & flip or rental project?
Check out these 2 off-market properties ready for a full rehab:
📍 Birmingham, AL 35214
📍 Birmingham, AL 35214
Both properties need complete renovation, but offer great potential for investors looking to build equity or add solid cash-flowing rentals to their portfolio. 💰
✅ Off-market (no MLS competition)
✅ Perfect for experienced investors or contractors
✅ Close proximity to local amenities

Call : 571-368-5930

10/24/2025

🔥 OFF-MARKET OPPORTUNITY – BIRMINGHAM, AL 🔥

We’ve got 2 properties side by side available off-market in Birmingham, AL! Perfect for investors looking for a small portfolio, rental additions, or a quick flip opportunity.

📍 Addresses: Birmingham, AL 35214

Property 1 :
3 BD, 1 BA 1,046 Sq. Ft.

Property 1 :
2 BD, 1 BA 1,027 Sq. Ft.

💰 Both Properties Off-Market
📈 Ideal for buy & hold or rehab projects
🏘️ Located in a growing area with solid rental potential

Looking to sell as a package or individually.
DM me for details, pics, and numbers before they hit the market!

09/23/2025

🚨 OFF-MARKET DEAL – BIRMINGHAM, AL 🚨

📍 Birmingham, AL 35217
✨ Property Details:
🛏 3 Bedrooms
🛁 1 Bathroom
📐 1,260 Sq Ft (approx.)
🏡 Single-Family Home
🅿️ Driveway + yard space
🔨 Light rehab needed – great opportunity for investors looking to add value!

✨ Why This Property?
✔️ Solid bones and great layout
✔️ Perfect for fix & flip, rental, or BRRRR
✔️ Below market pricing = instant equity potential
🌟 Neighborhood Highlights – Inglenook Community:
Located in a quiet residential area with strong rental demand
Close to schools, parks, and shopping centers
Quick access to I-59 & I-20, making downtown Birmingham just minutes away
Inglenook is a stable rental market – great long-term hold opportunity
💰 Don’t miss this chance to grab a Birmingham deal in a neighborhood that’s steadily growing and in demand!

CALL OR TEXT: (571) 368-5930

09/23/2025

🚨 OFF-MARKET OPPORTUNITY – BLACKSTONE, VA 🚨

📍 Blackstone, VA 23824

✨ Property Details:
🛏 3 Bedrooms
🛁 2 Bathrooms
📐 1,118 Sq Ft
🏡 Single-Family Home on a nice-sized lot
🔨 Needs some updates – perfect for investors looking for value-add potential!

Photos: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1T2rSelL_LY6fy8Pu-y9x2zHbI2u07rLe?usp=drive_link

Video:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/151kfSnBznfNEhzqirKiD30h8T20hgXst?usp=drive_link

✨ Why This Property?
✔️ Below market value – instant equity play
✔️ Strong rental demand in the area
✔️ Great layout with potential to modernize and increase ARV
✔️ Perfect buy & hold, flip, or BRRRR strategy

🌟 Location Highlights:

Minutes from Downtown Blackstone – shops, restaurants & local businesses

Close to Fort Barfoot (formerly Fort Pickett) – steady housing demand from military families

Growing rental & homeowner market with great long-term appreciation potential

Small-town charm while still being accessible to Richmond & Petersburg

💰 This is your chance to grab an off-market deal in a prime spot before it’s gone!

👉 DM me for full details, pictures, comps & numbers. Serious investors only.

CALL : (571) 368-5930

09/12/2025

🛑 OFF-MARKET OPPORTUNITY – Birmingham, AL 🛑

🏡 Birmingham, AL 35217

🔥 WHY THIS PROPERTY?
✅ Location, Location, Location – Nestled in the historic Inglenook neighborhood, just minutes from downtown Birmingham, UAB, and major interstates (I-20/I-59)!
✅ Close to Shuttlesworth International Airport – Perfect for traveling professionals or short-term rental potential.
✅ Walking distance to schools, parks, and local amenities.
✅ Quiet, established neighborhood with tons of charm.
🏠 Property Highlights:
🛏 3 Bedrooms
🛁 1 Bathroom
📏 Approx. 1,506 sq ft
🧱 Solid structure – ready for a light rehab or rental-ready with a little TLC
🅿️ Off-street parking | Nice lot with backyard potential

Let's talk! (571) 368-5930

08/26/2025

🏠4 OFF-MARKET DEALS IN ALABAMA! 🏠

Looking for your next investment opportunity in Alabama? We’ve got FOUR hot properties in key markets – including 1 Seller Finance Deal!

🏠Pinson, AL

Family-friendly community with great schools

Close to Birmingham, shopping, and parks

Strong rental demand – perfect for long-term holds

🏠Birmingham, AL

One of the fastest-growing markets in the South

Strong job market & downtown development

Endless fix & flip OR rental potential

🏠Pleasant Grove, AL

Peaceful suburban living just minutes from Birmingham

Known for safety and community feel

Great option for rental or owner-occupied buyers

🏠Florence, AL (SELLER FINANCE AVAILABLE)

Part of the Shoals area – rich culture, music, and universities

Growing rental and retail market

Perfect chance to get in with flexible terms – NO BANK NEEDED!

Whether you’re looking for flips, rentals, or a property with easy seller financing, these Alabama deals are priced to move.

For more details, Call or Message me at (571) 368-5930

08/01/2025

🏡 OFF-MARKET GEM in Pleasant Grove, AL!
📍 Pleasant Grove, AL 35127
3 Bed | 2 Bath | 1,450+ Sq Ft (est.)
💥 Off-market opportunity – investor-friendly pricing!

Tucked away in the quiet, sought-after community of Pleasant Grove, this property is a rare find! Whether you're looking to renovate and flip, add a reliable rental to your portfolio, or secure a home in a strong owner-occupant area, It offers huge potential.

🏠 Property Highlights:
✅ 3 spacious bedrooms / 2 full baths
✅ Over 1,450 sqft of living space (buyer to verify)
✅ Brick construction – durable and classic
✅ Large lot with a fenced backyard
✅ Quiet street with minimal traffic
✅ Ideal floor plan for modern updates
✅ Potential ARV supports strong ROI

🌳 Why Pleasant Grove?
✔ Highly desirable suburban location just 15 mins from Birmingham
✔ Strong owner-occupant and rental demand
✔ Near top-rated Pleasant Grove schools
✔ Established, family-friendly neighborhood
✔ Easy access to shopping, parks, and dining

This property has great bones and sits in a stable area with plenty of upside. Just needs the right investor or buyer to bring it to life! Whether you’re in the flip game or building a rental portfolio, 108 9th St checks all the boxes.

📩 Message for details, comps, and access!

08/01/2025

📍 OFF-MARKET INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY – Birmingham, AL

🔥 Birmingham, AL 35222 🔥

💰 Priced to Move – Inquire for Details!

Attention investors, flippers, and buy-and-hold buyers – here’s your chance to secure a strong off-market deal in one of Birmingham’s revitalizing neighborhoods! Located minutes from downtown and in close proximity to parks, schools, and the bustling Avondale district, this property offers excellent upside potential.

🏡 Property Highlights:
✅8 bedrooms 2 full bath
✅ Solid bones – ideal for cosmetic rehab or full renovation
✅ Large lot with off-street parking
✅ Great rental or flip potential
✅ Comparable sales and rental comps support strong ROI

📍 Location Perks:
✔ Just 10 minutes to Downtown Birmingham
✔ Easy access to I-20 / I-59
✔ Near Avondale Park, dining, breweries & entertainment
✔ Growing area with city investment & revitalization projects
✔ Strong rental demand in 35222 ZIP code

07/11/2025

🏡 OFF-MARKET GEM in the HEART of WASHINGTON, DC!
📍 Washington, DC 20010
🔥 Serious Investors & Buyers – Don’t Miss This Exclusive Opportunity!
This off-market rowhome in one of DC’s most desirable and rapidly appreciating neighborhoods is ready for your next move—buy, renovate, hold, or flip!
✨ Property Highlights:
✅ Prime NW DC location – Columbia Heights / Shaw border
✅ 3 Beds | 2 Baths (Potential for more with creative layout!)
✅ Classic DC rowhouse charm with great bones
✅ Backyard space with alley access
✅ Minutes from Metro, U Street, Howard University, and vibrant dining scenes
✅ Tons of redevelopment and appreciation potential
💥 Surrounded by new renovations & high-value comps – the ARV here is STRONG!
📉 OFF MARKET = No competition
💼 Perfect for fix & flip, BRRRR, or long-term hold strategy!
📲 DM now or comment “INFO” below to get full details, pics, and walk-through access!

06/30/2025

🚨 OFF-MARKET DEAL – Pleasant Grove, AL 🚨
📍 Pleasant Grove, AL

🔥 Looking for your next investment or flip? We’ve got an amazing off-market property in a solid Pleasant Grove neighborhood! This one sits on a spacious 4.10-acre lot – perfect for privacy, expansion, or redevelopment potential.

🏡 Property Highlights:
✅ 4.10 Acres – hard to find!
✅ Peaceful neighborhood
✅ Off-market = ZERO competition
✅ Investor special – priced to move

💸 This deal won’t last long! Whether you're a seasoned investor or just starting out, this is a golden opportunity to pick up a rare property in a growing area.

📩 DM me or drop your email below if you're interested or want to see more details.
Let’s get you on our exclusive buyer’s list for first access to deals like this!

06/26/2025

🏡 🔥 INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY – OFF-MARKET DEAL! 🔥
📍 Birmingham, AL 35212

Looking for your next cash-flowing rental or a profitable flip in a growing area? Don’t miss this off-market gem in the heart of Birmingham!

✅ Great bones – ready for your next value-add project
✅ Located in a high-demand rental market
✅ Surrounded by revitalized homes and increasing comps
✅ Minutes from Downtown Birmingham, schools, shopping & more!

💰 Whether you're a seasoned investor or just getting started, this is a can't-miss opportunity to build equity and cash flow.

📩 DM me or drop your email below to get the full details, comps, and showing info!

🛑 Serious buyers only – these deals go FAST!

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