John Maryland Realtor

06/18/2025

05/29/2025

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale". Intrigued, he knocks on the door and inquires about the dog. The dog's owner whistles and calls, "Harry!"
Harry the dog runs over. "So," the prospective buyer says to the dog, "what kind of life have you led?"
"A very full one," Harry responds. "I lived in the Alps, where I helped to rescue avalanche victims. Then I served my country in
Afghanistan. Now spend my days lecturing at schools and reading to the residents of the local Nursing home."
The guy CANNOT believe it. He asks the owner, "Why on Earth would you want to sell this incredible Dog???????????!!!!!!!!"
The owner says, "BECAUSE HE'S A LIAR!!!!"

05/27/2025

Patient: Doc, I cannot stop singing "What's New Pussycat?"
Therapist: Hmmm, that sounds a lot like Tom Jones syndrome.
Patient: Is is common?
Therapist: It's not unusual.

05/26/2025

Two dimwitted golfers are teeing off on a foggy Par 3. They can see the flag, but not the green. The first golfer hits his ball into the fog, and the second golfer does the same. Then they proceed to the green to find their golf balls.
One ball is about 6 feet away from the cup, while the other had found its way into the cup for a hole-in-one! Both are playing the
same brand and number of ball, and they cannot figure out whose ball is whose.
They decide to ask the golf pro for help and to weigh in. After
congratulating both golfers on the fine shots, the golf pro asks,
"Which one of you was playing the orange ball?"

04/28/2025

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