11/09/2024
***Dream Music Plays***
A cloud populates over your head, and this spectacular glistening gem of a house appears in your thought bubble.
“Babe! That’s it! We need a NEW HOUSE!”
One with a GAS STOVE, so your cookin’ don’t taste ass no mo’. Well, a lil less. You really do gotta take some cookin’ classes babe, c’mon, you know isss true.
And an island, you know you want one of those.
And a big’O laundry room. Porque you take forever to wash my calzones, ya sabes. And they just pile all over the bedroom floor, no mames.
And some fresh floors, like those ones that I seen in those flooring install TikToks.
Damn! That’s what we need!
I new casa, no crees?
Babe, when you gunna get a raise?”
***You wake back up, and your eyes are stretched wide open, you’re brought back to this moment. You’re on a date, and he’s one of those split the bill Kamala Voters***
You avoid the second date, and go on the hunt for the mansss that can bring in the bread-bread for this house here.
You dodged a bullet.
Want to buy a house like this day dream baby here? Shoot me a DM with the word, “No Kamala Voters Here, Please”, and we’ll get you rollin’.
Fabian Torres
Real Estate Sales
AZ & Associates
Equal Housing Opportunity
Listing Courtesy Of Lantana Homes
