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09/18/2026

There are homes you can understand from the listing photos.

And then there’s 1 Orchid Lane.

Tucked into the heart of South Asheville, this private estate feels almost impossible given its location—lush gardens, beautiful grounds, a second residence, and a sense of seclusion just minutes from everything.

It’s unexpected. It’s incredibly special. And it’s even better in person.

Private showings available

1 Orchid Lane · Asheville, NC
Offered at $2,450,000
Jennifer Breslin | Realty ONE Group Pivot

Catering by Ultra Coffeebar, 🌼Nasturtium by 1 Orchid Ln.,  Asheville 28803
09/12/2026

Catering by Ultra Coffeebar, 🌼Nasturtium by 1 Orchid Ln., Asheville 28803

You would NEVER know this was hiding in the middle of South Asheville. 🌿” OPEN HOUSE TODAY | 11–1 | 1 Orchid Lane, Ashev...
09/12/2026

You would NEVER know this was hiding in the middle of South Asheville. 🌿”

OPEN HOUSE TODAY | 11–1 | 1 Orchid Lane, Asheville.

Come hungry. Tour the house, wander the gardens, enjoy farm-to-table bites and take home fresh herb cuttings from the property.

A beautiful estate hidden in plain sight.

Tucked away in plain sight. 🌿You’d never guess this much privacy, garden space, and character was hiding right in the mi...
09/12/2026

Tucked away in plain sight. 🌿
You’d never guess this much privacy, garden space, and character was hiding right in the middle of South Asheville.
1 Orchid Lane feels more like a little private retreat than a neighborhood home — gardens, greenhouse, outdoor living, room to grow, and that rare feeling of being away from it all without actually being away from anything.
This is one of those properties you really need to walk to understand.
📍 South Asheville
✨ Private. Unexpected. Completely charming.
DM me for a private showing.

PROFILEName: Orchid 🌺Location: Asheville, NC 28803Relationship status: Available… but hopefully not for long.Type: The o...
09/12/2026

PROFILE
Name: Orchid 🌺
Location: Asheville, NC 28803
Relationship status: Available… but hopefully not for long.
Type: The one you didn’t see coming.
About Me:
I may look like I’m part of the neighborhood, but don’t judge me from the street. Come a little closer and you’ll discover I’m hiding something pretty special.
I’m smack dab in the middle of South Asheville, yet somehow tucked away in my own private world. Think gardens, room to breathe, a separate cottage, and enough space to make you forget how close you are to everything.
I’m a little farm-to-table, a little secret garden, and a lot unexpected.
My love language:
🌿 Fresh herbs from the garden
🍅 Homegrown tomatoes
🍯 Honey from the hive
🌺 Privacy
🏡 Space for the people you love
✨ Being close to everything without feeling like it
Looking for:
Someone who appreciates character over cookie-cutter, wants some land without disappearing into the mountains, and understands that sometimes the best relationships start with:
“Wait… THIS is back here?!”
Biggest green flag: 🚩➡️🌿
You can be minutes from everything and still come home to your own little oasis.
Ideal first date:
Come through the gate. Wander the property. Stay awhile. Start mentally arranging your furniture.
Swipe right on 1 Orchid Lane. 🌺
She looks good online. She makes a LOT more sense in person.
🌺 1 Orchid Lane Has Entered the Dating Pool :
Private. Unexpected. A little wild. Conveniently located. Looking for something serious.

09/11/2026
MEET 411 BIG SANDY MUSH.Relationship status: Available 💖Location: Leicester, NCType: Outdoorsy, private, and definitely ...
08/23/2026

MEET 411 BIG SANDY MUSH.

Relationship status: Available 💖
Location: Leicester, NC
Type: Outdoorsy, private, and definitely not clingy, into sunrises
Looking for: Someone who wants a little more space in their life.

About me:
I’m 41 acres of rolling Western North Carolina beauty with mature hardwoods, mountain and pastoral views, a year-round creek, and enough room to dream bigger than the average backyard.

And unlike some dating profiles, I actually come prepared: there’s a cleared homesite with well and septic already in place, plus two access roads.

My green flags:
🌲 41 acres
💧 Year-round creek
🏡 Cleared homesite
💦 Well + septic in place
⛰️ Mountain and pastoral views
🌳 Mature hardwoods
🚗 Two access points
📍 About 25–30 minutes from Asheville
😉Unrestricted

My love language:
Space. Lots and lots of space.

Private estate? Family compound? Farmette? Mountain retreat? A few cabins tucked into the woods?

I’m open to seeing where this relationship goes.

📍 411 Big Sandy Mush | Leicester, NC

Swipe right if you’ve ever said, “I just want some land to spend my life with.”

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https://us-east.prospects.com/prospects/m.do?tk=0edc46c70aead13bc4675890ae216543

Listed by Jen Breslin
Realty One Group Pivot
[email protected]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I would live here”                       - A Very Qualified Person          ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️                      ...
08/19/2026

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I would live here”
- A Very Qualified Person

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ There is a good pantry for snacks. You should probably come see it.”
- Someone who likes cool stuff

📍3br + flex space and craft/sewing room 📍2.5 ba 📍Expansive double decks
📍Oversized garage + additional workshop 📍Minutes from Sierra Nevada Brewing 1105 High Vista Dr. Mills River NC MLS # 4414362

I am crushing so hard  on this Rutherford Co. cutie 💖 No Restrictions or HOA💖.49 Usable Flat Acres 💖3 Bedrooms ( 2 with ...
08/01/2026

I am crushing so hard on this Rutherford Co. cutie
💖 No Restrictions or HOA
💖.49 Usable Flat Acres
💖3 Bedrooms ( 2 with their very own gas fireplaces)
💖1 Bath
💖9 ft ceilings
💖Heart of pine throughout

✨8 minutes to the Thermal Belt Rail Trail
https://www.thermalbeltrailtrail.com/
✨20 min to Tryon Equestrian Center
✨30 min to Downtown Saluda

This rare gem is an impeccably maintained beauty with all major systems updated. It is truly turn-key ready, and a must see. Photos do it no justice!

144 E. Park Rd. Ellenboro, NC
📍$235,400

Address

Hendersonville, NC

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