07/18/2026
✨️GETTING TO KNOW YOUR REALTOR✨️
❓️If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be and why?
➡️Deadpool. It'd either be the best dinner conversation of my life or my last. Worth the risk. 🤣
❓️What’s the most interesting thing you’ve read or seen this week?
➡️That octopuses can solve puzzles better than some people I work with. I refuse to elaborate. I run on caffeine and sarcasm so please forgive me! 🤪😂
❓️If you had to delete all but three apps from your smartphone, which ones would you keep?
➡️Spotify, Maps, and FLEXmls. One keeps me sane, one keeps me found, and one keeps me employed….unless messages is considered an “app” in which case that’s essential as well and I may have to just sing to myself 🥴😂 yikes!
❓️If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?
➡️Speaking every language. Imagine never needing subtitles or Google Translate again. I would love to be able to pick a country and visit it and not worry about communicating…I would also love to know what they are saying when I’m getting a mani/pedi…🤔😂
❓️What’s the most unusual but enjoyable hobby you’ve tried?
➡️Thrift shopping. I'm basically a collector of future DIY projects that are still patiently waiting for their moment…
❓️If you could live in any time period, past or future, when would it be and why?
➡️The '90s again. We had just enough technology to be entertained and not enough to be reachable 24/7.
❓️What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?
➡️Said "sure" before asking for the details. Somehow it usually works out.
❓️If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
➡️"Shoop" by Salt-N-Pepa. If I'm only getting one song for the rest of my life, it's going to be one that still makes me turn the volume up and embarrass myself (and my kids) in the car.
❓️What’s something you’ve always wanted to learn but haven’t gotten around to?
➡️Playing the piano or really any instrument well enough that people don't ask me to stop. My cousin can pick up about anything and listen and then play whatever by ear, it’s fascinating to me, and I wish I had that talent!
❓️If you had a theme song that played whenever you walked into a room, what would it be?
➡️Whatever song plays when someone walks into a room and immediately forgets why they came in. Bonus points if I also can’t remember the name of the song. Note to all: Never pick me for a name that tune trivia partner.
❓️What’s a piece of advice you often give but find yourself struggling to follow?
➡️"Don't overthink it." My brain heard that and scheduled another meeting.
❓️If you could have any animal, real or mythical, as a pet, what would it be?
➡️A dragon. Terrible for homeowners insurance, incredible for commuting.
❓️What’s one invention you can’t believe hasn’t been made yet?
➡️A machine that gets laundry all the way from the dryer back onto the hanger. Washing it is the easy part—the real invention would be something that stops the clean clothes pile from living on the chair for a week. 😂
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