Coach Zilla

07/02/2025

05/20/2025

Merced Market Vibes!
Inventory just bumped up to 284 homes on the market, a 3.3% increase from last month. That means more choices for buyers and fresh chances for sellers to stand out.

The market’s shifting — and if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this might be it.

I’m the VibeHunter, and I track the rhythm of real estate so you can make your move with confidence.

Hit me up to see what’s out there or what your home’s really worth.
Call/Text: (209) 631-5113 | DRE #02242527

04/04/2025

😍Check it out. I got the hook up.

PRICE IMPROVEMENT 💲

3575 San Vincent Avenue | Merced | CA | 95348

5 Bedrooms | 3 Bathrooms | 2,374 Square Feet

Priced at $519,000

Contact Robert “Zilla” Garcia (DRE #02242527) at 209.632.5113 with any questions or to schedule a private showing.

03/29/2025

Upgrades galore. Price just dropped.
This home just became an even better deal.

Since purchasing the home, the owners have invested over $65,000 in thoughtful improvements designed to elevate comfort, style, and security.

We’re talking upgrades like:
• A full kitchen remodel
• Fresh exterior paint
• Updated flooring
• New concrete work
• A custom fireplace and entertainment center
• Bathroom upgrades
• Epoxy garage flooring
• Ceiling fans
• Landscaping
• Security features
• And even patio cover materials ready to go

All figures are approximate and provided by the seller.

If you’re looking for a move-in-ready home that’s already been elevated—now priced to move—this is your shot.

Message me for details or a private tour.

03/28/2025

03/20/2025

Whether you have caviar dreams or a bologna budget, I can help you find the perfect home! 🏡✨ From luxury listings to hidden gems, I’ve got the keys to match your vision—no matter what’s on your plate. Let’s make your real estate goals a reality!

03/18/2025

In the battle of homes, just like food, it’s all about what suits your taste. Some homes come with the perks—just like a Happy Meal with a toy. Others bring the flavor, packed with character—like tacos with salsa.

And the real winner? YOU. Whether you want a home that’s move-in ready or a fixer-upper full of potential, I’ve got the keys to match your style.

Who’s got your vote—team Happy Meal or team Taco Plate? Drop your pick below! 👇🏽

03/06/2025

Weekend Homework Assignment

I’m hosting a double-day open house this Friday and Saturday, making it easy for you to swing by after work on Friday or Saturday morning before your weekend errands! Whether you’re heading to Home Depot, tackling chores, or just out and about, stop by and check out this charming home.

📍 1000 Yosemite Pkwy, Merced, CA 95341
💰 $335,000
🛏️ 4 Beds | 🛁 1 Bath | 📏 1,178 sqft

📅 Friday, March 7th | ⏰ 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM
📅 Saturday, March 8th | ⏰ 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Let’s find out if this is the home you’ve been searching for! Questions? Call or text me at 209-631-5113.

🔑 Robert “Zilla” Garcia
📍 Realty Executives of Northern California
📜 DRE # 02242527

03/05/2025

If you’re looking for a way to kick it for a good cause, consider donating a pair of new shoes! Any size, any style, any color—just make sure they’re fresh. If you need a hand (or a foot?) getting them there, let me know, and I’ll swing by to pick them up! Let’s help Sierra Vista Child & Family Services one step at a time.

Knot Your Average Fundraiser 👟

We’re collaborating with Sierra Vista this month for a shoe fundraiser to make a difference for the clients they serve…one step at a time.

We are accepting new shoes in any size, style, or color.

Donations can be dropped off at our Merced and Atwater offices, or Sierra Vista in Modesto.

03/03/2025

🏡 Today’s Homework: Location, Location, Location!Showing my listing in North Merced today—prime spot with everything you need close by! 🏡✨ If you’re looking to buy in a great area or thinking about selling, let’s talk. I’d love to help you make your next move!📲 DM me to chat.