09/21/2026
If anyone other than a Realtor did these, it'd be kind of weird...
🚫 Walking into strangers' houses while they are not home
🚫 Turning on every single light in someone else's house as if I lived there
🚫 Professionally photographing toilets
🚫 Telling people to hide their entire life because buyers are arriving in twenty minutes
🚫 Being deeply, emotionally invested in someone else's backsplash
Yep! That's real estate for ya.