08/04/2026
Just another day in the life of a REALTOR® 😂🌳
Today I’m out walking land for an out-of-state buyer, literally running into EVERY spiderweb possible. 🕷️ I finally grabbed a stick to wave in front of me because I had had ENOUGH. 😂
I finish all my videoing, make it all the way down to the creek, and start climbing my way back up feeling pretty accomplished…
Then a bug FLIES INTO MY EYE. 😳
Naturally, without even thinking, I immediately dig my fingers into my eye trying to get it out.
Welp… that’s when it happened. 😭🔥
I suddenly remembered that I still had a tiny bit of MACE on my right pointer finger from the first property I walked… and I had never washed my hands. 🤦🏼♀️
Then the burning started.
CRAP. 😂😂😂
Needless to say, I am VERY grateful it was only a trace amount of mace.
And even more grateful that after trekking through all that land, fighting spiderwebs, bugs, a creek, AND accidentally macing myself…
I HAD ZERO SNAKE SIGHTINGS. 🙌🏼🐍
So really, I’m calling today a win. 😂