Somewhere Slower

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Somewhere Slower

🇵🇹 Slow living in Portugal is the goal 🇵🇹
🔥 Millennial manager navigating hell 🔥
🏠 Renovating my Portuguese villa🏡
🌲 Portland → Tavira ☀️

09/04/2026

I don’t pack, I negotiate. Every item has to earn its spot.

09/03/2026

Chapter 5: The Seller Who Tried to Ghost the Contract. Twenty four hours after signing, they tried to walk. Here’s why the contract won anyway.

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09/03/2026

1 month of content creation yap. 2,200 new followers and $65 in commission. Here’s what actually happened when I stopped overthinking it.

09/02/2026

Get me out of here! ✈️

09/02/2026

August side hustle income update: $12,856 total. Six streams, ranked from least effort to most, and one of them completely changed the math this month. Full breakdown in the video, comment which stream surprised you.

09/01/2026

No shade to my mom friends, we’re just built different! ✈️ **k

08/31/2026

Every month I move money from a US paycheck to a Portuguese mortgage. Took me a minute to figure out the cheapest way to do it, turns out skipping one fee entirely was the trick. Full breakdown in the video 👆

Referral link in bio, I earn a small commission if you sign up, doesn’t cost you extra.

08/30/2026

Salary transparency: my full August paycheck, broken down dollar by dollar. This is the unglamorous math behind the exit.

08/30/2026

I remind myself of this everyday. Almost there 🍊

Address

1415 Se 159th Avenue
Portland, OR
97233

Website

http://www.villaeterno.net/

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