FunnelSista

FunnelSista 🌿 Hi, I’m Relena. I’m someone who thinks a lot, laughs easily, and tries to live with intention. If you’re here, welcome—pull up.

I love good conversations, creative projects, and learning things that make the world feel a little bigger.

05/28/2026

I have identified a potent and rapidly spreading offensive smell. Despite attempting to ignore it for years, exposure to tomato juice ultimately led to skin irritation and a breakdown of my composure.
I'm an independent woman who asserts that she ddoesn' need a man to fulfill unnecessary obligations, such as being manipulative, disrespectful, financially draining, self serving. merely to gratify their ego and boast about their dominance
My character is defined by self-sufficiency, requiring no dependency on anyone, not even a baby daddy for child support.

He gave me nothing more then what he borrowed. Walked out of my life hollering I ain't gonna keep spending my money taking care of other people or paying for a roof over his head. N***a please all your money was spent on the cars, the hoes you brought shoes for, paid their rent, lent their men money, w**d. It's funny how after 20 years I get I aint gonna.
Boyeeee kiss my 2014 Cruze.

05/13/2026

To those who dislike me because of the position I'm in

⭐ WORDSMITH: A FACEBOOK THRESHOLD ANNOUNCEMENTToday, something small-but-sacred clicked into place.Facebook handed me th...
05/11/2026

⭐ WORDSMITH: A FACEBOOK THRESHOLD ANNOUNCEMENT
Today, something small-but-sacred clicked into place.

Facebook handed me the Wordsmith badge — a tiny digital emblem, yes, but also a recognition of what I’ve been building with my voice.
A marker that says: you showed up, you shaped language, you created worlds with your words.

I don’t take that lightly.

Every post, every caption, every ritualized offering I’ve shared here has been part of a larger becoming — a practice of speaking from the center of myself, not the edges.

A practice of turning lived experience into language that can hold others, spark others, or remind them of their own power.

So this badge isn’t just an achievement.
It’s a threshold.

A doorway into deeper expression.
A signal that the work is landing.
A reminder that consistency is a spell.

To everyone who reads, comments, lingers quietly, or carries my words into their day — thank you.
You’re part of this, too.

Here’s to the next chapter.
Here’s to the next story.
Here’s to the voice I’m still becoming.

⭐ Wordsmith activated.
⭐ The work continues.

05/11/2026

Happy Mothers Day

✨ Affirmation: ā€œSix Parts of Meā€  *I am the sum of six radiant selves —  each voice a compass, each flaw a flame.  We ri...
05/10/2026

✨ Affirmation: ā€œSix Parts of Meā€

*I am the sum of six radiant selves —
each voice a compass, each flaw a flame.
We rise together, grounded in our own light,
woven by love, fierce in our becoming.*

05/10/2026

Meaning & Identity of Relena

šŸ—žļø EXTRA… EXTRA — BREAKING FROM THE FEEDFacebook says it wants to help me grow my BUSINESS — because pages like mine bri...
05/04/2026

šŸ—žļø EXTRA… EXTRA — BREAKING FROM THE FEED
Facebook says it wants to help me grow my BUSINESS — because pages like mine bring people together.
That’s the official line.

But on the ground, the story feels different.
The pressure. The thresholds. The way visibility can flip into volatility.
The way ā€œcommunity guidelinesā€ can turn into curfews.
The way ā€œsupportā€ can feel like surveillance dressed up as opportunity.

So I’m naming it plainly:
I’m building a space that connects people — not a space that harms them.
I’m building a page that gathers people — not one that leads to hospitalization or fear.
I’m building a platform presence that centers care, clarity, and community.

If Facebook wants to help, it can start by recognizing the weight creators carry when we’re the ones holding the room together.

Until then, I’ll keep doing what I do best:
Creating connection without chaos.
Building community without crisis.
Growing a business without losing my humanity.

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04/16/2026

I need three friends who dont use tictok

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Is it possible for life's finer things to come without a cost? Meet me at the Train Station to investigate this idea.
04/16/2026

Is it possible for life's finer things to come without a cost? Meet me at the Train Station to investigate this idea.

I possess a deep affection for the 4.5 parts of me, their flaws, independence, and outspoken selves. These parts of me I...
04/16/2026

I possess a deep affection for the 4.5 parts of me, their flaws, independence, and outspoken selves. These parts of me I refer to are my 3 daughters, granddaughter, and 2 sons, who keep me whole.

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