Rum Punch Realty Belize

06/09/2026

I told you there was bird watching. This home is still available, just FYI…

GOOD MORNING 😉

Heard that proverb "The Early Bird Catches the Worm"?

This Stork which frequents this area is early at work.

Rains ahead, in the coming hours. Take advantage of dry conditions.

Have a blessed and safe Tuesday.

06/09/2026

When someone asks me why I don’t just marry one of my wealthy clients…

06/04/2026

The developers at Sittee River Estates make a bold claim: they say they have the best mangoes in all of Belize.
Naturally, I had to investigate.
While touring the property, I picked this giant beauty straight from one of the trees. It's not quite ripe yet, so I'm going to let it ripen naturally and report back with my official verdict. 🍋🥭
If the mangoes are even half as impressive as the property itself, they may be onto something.
City River Estates offers beautiful half-acre homesites located midway between Placencia and Hopkins, right along the scenic Sittee River. These lots feature road access, water, and electricity, making it easy to start building your Belize dream.
✔ Half-acre lots
✔ Water & power available
✔ Riverfront community
✔ Midway between Hopkins and Placencia
✔ Developer financing available
✔ Starting at just $39,000 USD
Have you ever tasted a Belize mango that changed your life? Let me know where it came from in the comments. 👇
📱 WhatsApp: +501-672-1928
📧 [email protected]

06/04/2026

I found a quality tamale in Hopkins Village.

06/03/2026

As I was picking mangos along the river I met Donna, Donna gave me some solid advice for dating in Belize...

06/03/2026

When I told Ian that there is a Michelin Star chef in Belize, he couldn't jump in his truck fast enough. We took at 30 minute drive from Hopkins to the Placencia, to check out Marea Restaurant at the pier of the Placencia Hotel & Residences. +501-580-4110

05/31/2026

Belize’s Most Wanted Realtor. Why did Lincoln Eiley of the Corozal Daily post a fake wanted poster of me and when does he plan to amend his error and remove it?

05/31/2026

05/30/2026

Pro Fades in Hopkins is the best in the world according to their patrons. They have a tierd payment structure depending on your features and how much magic the barber needs to apply. 🪄 💈 ✨

05/30/2026

In Hopkins, Belize you can get produce delivered directly to your door step with M&G produce.