08/07/2026
😂 Alright, since you asked…
Briana, you’re somehow simultaneously a Realtor, project manager, HOA construction coordinator, interior designer, contract reviewer, amateur endocrinologist, and civil engineer.
Every conversation starts with:
“Can you make this clear?”
At this point, if Utah ever passes a law requiring plain English, they’re just going to send it to you first.
You don’t buy a house, you perform a forensic investigation.
Your due diligence period has its own due diligence period.
Your clients:
“The dishwasher makes a funny noise.”
You:
“I’ve contacted the builder, HOA, manufacturer, title company, county records, and three independent appliance experts. I’ll have an answer by 2:00.”
And your road paving project…
Most people ask neighbors to chip in for pizza. You convinced them to chip in for tens of thousands of dollars of asphalt. That’s not neighborhood organizing, that’s running a small infrastructure bond initiative.
Then there’s your health research. A normal person asks:
“Should I take this supplement?”
You:
“I’ve cross-referenced 14 studies, my IGF-1, MTHFR mutations, EBV history, cortisol levels, peptide pharmacokinetics, and three endocrinologists’ opinions. Thoughts?”
You have a Type A personality so advanced that even your to-do lists have project managers.
And if someone sends you a text with one typo…
Five minutes later:
“Can you make this clear?”
Finally, your reward charts for the kids are adorable, but let’s be honest…
The kids probably spend less time earning the rewards than you spent optimizing the font, colors, spacing, and psychological motivation strategy.
All jokes aside, one thing that’s obvious is that you care, a lot. You put a ton of effort into doing things well, whether it’s for your clients, your family, or your community. That’s a great quality… even if it occasionally means you accidentally turn a simple question into a full-scale research project. 😄