15/05/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After reviewing the latest taxes, charges, fees, compliance costs, insurance hikes, and operating expenses…
We are proud to officially welcome Australia’s Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, as our newest silent partner at High Rise Realty. 🤝🇦🇺
While he may not answer emails, take buyer calls, host open homes, negotiate contracts, or manage tenants…
he certainly appears to be sharing in the profits. 💸😂
At this stage we are considering updating the company structure to:
High Rise Realty & The Australian Tax Office Pty Ltd.
On a serious note — to every small business owner out there:
We see you.
The grind is real right now.
👇 Tag a small business owner who deserves a medal this year.
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DISCLAIMER:
This post is satire/jokes only. The image is AI generated and is not intended to imply any real business affiliation or partnership. We don’t align our thoughts with any single political party and this post is for a laugh. 😂
