Patrick Gray - Real Estate

05/09/2026

The ‘agent walking across’ trend from 10 years ago is back so I’m trying to find which stride best suits me to ensure my house selling skills remain top notch. No other Number 1 Agent in Sunraysia is showing you a ‘behind the scenes’ of how they practice their craft and the blood, sweat and tears that go into their work of selling your home, just like this 🥵

22/07/2026

Does this make you Hornsey or is it just me? Probably just me.

* This 3 bedroom home is set on a great sized block of around 650m2, whilst in need of some TLC it still genuinely has a lot to offer* There is a separate dual aspect lounge room and a bright and functional eat in kitchen* Each of the 3 bedrooms have ceiling fans and the bathroom has both a separate...

18/07/2026

Part 2: Disappointed I didn’t say “Welcome Home” to really sell it. Maybe next time!

18/07/2026

Part 1: Little walkthrough of 141 Paschendale Aveneue with ample dribble from me. Had to be in 2 parts. DM me your guess of the Agent that called those little vents bluetooth speakers. Can’t have too much fun in 2026 comment sections unfortunately ❄️⛄️

24/06/2026

Pat's little helper Isabelle clocked in for her shift today🏡

After a thorough inspection of the office, plenty of smiles, and a few supervisory duties, we're pleased to report she passed probation with flying colours.

19/05/2026

Unfortunately, a few people didn’t take too kindly to my recent post about Albo sh****ng the bed and showering with his jocks on after the release of the new Budget. Here’s the thing…. I’m allowed to take the pi55 out of him because Albo and I are lads, as you can see in our most recent photo together. We do it all together. We golf, we wine and dine, we do parkrun together, paint and sip, visit museums and zoos together, he even babysits Isabelle for us sometimes. So it’s okay, he doesn’t need you to take offense on his behalf. He has also confirmed with me in confidence that he does in fact shower with his jocks on 🫧🩲

14/05/2026

Yucca’s almost as thick as Albo’s head!

* Thoroughly updated approximately 6 years ago, this lovely 3 bedroom home comes complete with a great long term tenant (on a Periodic Tenancy)* The modern kitchen has lots of bench space, a dishwasher and opens onto a family/meals area* An L-shaped lounge has room for both a living and dining space...

14/05/2026

Roses are red, Ruby isn’t a flower
Albo has s**t the bed, he also probably wears his jocks in the shower

Anyway, how snazzy is this little joint 😮‍💨

* This character 3 bedroom home will certainly steal your heart* Stepping through the cottage style gate you will immediately feel the pull of the original weatherboards and sash windows* Then as you enter through the front door you will say ‘Wow’ at the beautiful and thoughtful renovation that ...

07/05/2026

A brand spanka incoming 🤌🏼

📍 6 Driftsand Court, Mildura

07/05/2026

📍527 Sandilong Avenue, Irymple

Sunraysia’s Number 1 Real Estate Agent that used to play golf getting s**t done. Except I didn’t, North Melbourne CEO Tim Davey got it done. I can’t even pretend I have leftover and ✨qualified✨ buyers 😡😤