Prom Port Cottages

16/06/2026

One of our favourite hikes at The Prom - you could do this too. Book and Stay with us - we aren’t that far away 🩷

12/06/2026

🎣 Make sure you keep your content flowing they say...

So we asked ChatGPT what fish our workers would be... and this is what we got. 🤣🐟

Do we know why Sinead has full fish hands? No. Did it make us laugh? Absolutely. 🤣🙌

No business plan. No marketing strategy. No hidden meaning.

Just a random idea. Just for the socials. Just for a laugh.

👉 Swipe to check out our fish workers. 🐠🐡

And now we're curious...

What fish would ChatGPT make you? 🤣

05/06/2026

Add this to your Long Weekend things to do

Going underground this weekend! 🥂✨
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Have you booked your spot for our underground cellar tour and tasting yet?
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Step inside our impressive underground barrel room, learn the process, and sip fine ciders surrounded by massive oak casks in our hidden cellar!
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Can’t wait to share our passion, the story, and some incredible, crisp cider with you all this weekend. 🍎
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Gurneys’ Cellar Door open 11-4pm Wednesday-Sunday.

05/06/2026

04/06/2026

We've been checking the weather app like the fridge...

You know when you open the fridge, stare at the same food that's been there all day, close it, then come back 10 minutes later hoping it's somehow improved?

Yeah... that's been us checking the weather app this week. 🌧️😒

Rain. Wind. More rain.

But now it seems to be changing like the fridge after you've done a food shop. Suddenly there's options and things are looking a whole lot better. ☀️🙌

The long weekend forecast is finally pulling itself together.

So if you've been stuck inside questioning your life choices, it might be time for a getaway. Beaches, pub meals, fresh air, and a cabin to come back to.

We've only got 1 cabin and the house left for the long weekend, so it looks like a few other people have noticed the forecast improving too. 😏

📞 Call or text Lisa to book on 0428 881622

Early check-in and late check-out? Too easy👌

01/06/2026

Speaking of long...

How long has it been since you escaped the group chats, ignored the washing pile, and got away for a long weekend? 👀

And while we're on the subject of long... have you walked the Long Jetty lately?

This King's Birthday long weekend is your sign.
Book a cabin, wander the jetty, grab a drink at the pub, explore the beaches, then head back and sit in the spa sipping wine guilt-free.

The washing will still be there. The emails can wait. The kids will survive on someone else's snacks for a couple of days. 😜

We've still got a few cabins available... but probably not for long.
📞 Call or text Lisa to book on 0428 881 622.

Please book direct and save.💸

28/05/2026