Kim Davies Realtor

06/29/2023

01/16/2021

Sometimes this is true ...

Just so we're clear...

12/25/2020

This is so bang on! All of my real estate friends: agents, buyers and sellers will appreciate this! Lol!
🎄 Merry Christmas to all! 🎄 🏠

[The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told - Real Estate Version]

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

My signs were all out and brochure boxes loaded
The ad copy in and the lock boxes coded

I just wrote an offer with that one perfect buyer
Eeghads it's so low…they say they won’t go any higher

So I call up my seller with the not so good news
And they agree to meet with me…what have they got to lose

So we sit at the table & I do what I do best
Crunch numbers, talk deadlines and give it a rest

So the sellers agree and get ready to sign
And then they exclaim… “We’ve got an equity line!”

More crunching & digging to find extra money
The sellers are smiling…but this really isn’t funny

Three months on the market with nary a showing
Now I have an offer and not sure how its going

And that’s when they ask what I don’t want to hear
“Can you cut your commission?” and they crack open a beer

What I need is a Martini while relaxing by a pool
I reply that “I can’t…it’s a company rule”

So I ring up the buyer right there on the spot
I need to know if they’ll consider a counter or not

To my surprise they speak up, ‘we’ve got $5000 more’
If it's signed tonight we’ll accept it, but absolutely no more

So back to sellers for signatures on the line
They hem & they haw & then finally sign

I email the buyer and get their reply
Accepted as countered, now I’m flying high

The sellers are happy as I walk out the door
It’s just 9pm, I can stop at the store

I pick up some goodies for my own Christmas treat
Head home to chill out and put up my feet

When I drive up to my house it's such a great sight
All lit up for the holidays with the lights oh so bright

A smile crosses my face as I thought it just might
“Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night”!

- By Shelly Brunette

11/14/2020

I like #5, but #6 is the one I hear most, lol!

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10/31/2020

We have haunted houses here locally too ... 👻

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10/13/2020

Weekday work starts again tomorrow ...

Fact check: True

08/06/2020

I actually got a call tonight requesting my help because of #10 ...!

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07/28/2020

Wouldn’t this be nice ... 😀

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07/25/2020

Great for a day like today ...!

These neighbors adjusted their fence so they could enjoy a beer together with social distance 🍻