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It makes me sad to see snow in Calgary already. It makes me happier though that it's just fake snow for a show they are...
10/03/2024

It makes me sad to see snow in Calgary already. It makes me happier though that it's just fake snow for a show they are filming. I heard it's some show they are filming with Melissa McCarthy. Something about someone named JonBenét Ramsey, hope it's funny...

What I do find funny/strange/narcissistic though is how her dad's name was John Bennett Ramsey and he named her JonBenét Ramsey. That's messed up. Imagine if it was BillieRae' Cyrus instead of Miley.

I'm not one that likes to be prejudicial, but it seems people known by 3 names are typically serial killers/assassins. John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jada Pinkett Smith, Brian Austin Green, Sarah Michelle Gellar. I'm not sure if Sarah Michelle Gellar would actually be classified as a serial killer/assassin though. Does it could if you are slaying vampires?

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This beaver problem in our country is getting out of control. They are still super angry about not being on the quarter...
09/26/2024

This beaver problem in our country is getting out of control. They are still super angry about not being on the quarter and think they are more valuable then a nickel. If it were up to be they wouldn't be on any denomination of any currency we have. Not after all the havoc they have been causing to our vegetation. Look what they did to this poor roof, and for what, to make a dam? Why make a dam? Do they know how valuable and important water is and how there is going to be an inevitable shortage that will cause wars across the globe? Are they stockpiling water to be the dominant species? I do not know for sure, but I know they can't be trusted. That's why I say we should start a petition to remove the beaver from the nickel. Racoons should be the new nickel. Cute little bandits.

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Saw this moose in Bragg Creek today.... Wasn't as big as I thought mooses were supposed to be. I guess that makes sense...
08/13/2024

Saw this moose in Bragg Creek today.... Wasn't as big as I thought mooses were supposed to be. I guess that makes sense though as Bullwinkle was only 3-4 times Rocky's height. I always just made the assumption that Rocky was a rather squirrel, plus he was a flying squirrel which are probably larger then regular squirrels. Now I'm wondering if perhaps the animators took liberties in their drawings and didn't actually draw them to scale. What else has the world been lying to be about?

Anyways, it was real neat seeing a deer this close in person. 🫎🐿️🦌

I recieved a parcel. Took item out of the box. Placed dog in box. Dog did not act like she was in her own personal ba...
06/12/2024

I recieved a parcel. Took item out of the box. Placed dog in box. Dog did not act like she was in her own personal ball pit jumping around having a grand ol' time like I assumed would happen. She just sat there unimpressed looking at me like I'm the as***le.

Wondered if I need to worry, is there something wrong with my dog?

Took the dog out of the parcel. Placed myself in the box. Pretended I was in a ball pit. It was surprisingly not that fun.

Now here is the conundrum. Are my dog and I both so jaded by the state of the world that we lack the capability to enjoy ourselves? Has the advancement in technology and innovations in entertainment made us ill equipped to rely on our imagination to have a little fun? Have we lost our inner child forever?

As I sat there contemplating these questions something dawned on me. Maybe the problem wasn't us, maybe the problem all along was the fake ball pit. Everyone knows that real ball pits were always covered with urine....I'm going to go try something and get back to you.

Nothing wrong with that. I suppose if you wanted to get picky you could center the bucket a little better. Other then...
05/28/2024

Nothing wrong with that. I suppose if you wanted to get picky you could center the bucket a little better. Other then that I'm just glad they did this on a sink and not a toilet.

Basement water issues? Sure, you could be like Milli Vanilli and 'Blame it on the rain' if you want. Truth be told, t...
05/27/2024

Basement water issues? Sure, you could be like Milli Vanilli and 'Blame it on the rain' if you want. Truth be told, the rain is partially responsible. Rain is good and necessary though. It helps gardens, farmers, makes rainbows and washes away our tears. Instead of blaming the rain, we should thank the rain for all it does. If you have basement water issues, maybe we should blame it on ourselves for not ensuring that our downspouts are draining far enough away from our foundations, gutters are clean and not overflowing and our lots are graded away from the foundation. Or just blame blame it on the rain, worked out well for Milli Vanilli, their careers turned out okay, just like your basement will. Girl you know it's true.

Love what they have done with this fireplace! Only recommendation I would make if you decide to mimic this look is tha...
05/26/2024

Love what they have done with this fireplace! Only recommendation I would make if you decide to mimic this look is that I would strongly advice you to put locks on the doors. Reason for the locks is not to prevent the dolls from being stolen, nobodies going to steal them, they are terrible. You put locks on the doors for when the dolls inevitably come to life, which they will, it gives you and your family a few extra minutes before they try to kill you. 🔓🔪

Love what they have done above this fireplace. If you want to mimic
05/26/2024

Love what they have done above this fireplace. If you want to mimic

LIFE HACK: if your humidifier is leaking there is a simple solution. Grab two buckets, one large, one small. Drill ...
05/23/2024

LIFE HACK: if your humidifier is leaking there is a simple solution. Grab two buckets, one large, one small. Drill a hole in each bucket. The hole in the larger bucket must be lower then the top of the smaller bucket. Run one hose from the bigger bucket to the smaller bucket. In the smaller bucket run the hose you installed to the floor drain. Humidifier still leaks, but now all the water goes into the floor drain....you're welcome.

LIFE HACK ALTERNATIVE: shut off water to humidifier.

After contemplation I have come to the conclusion that the second option is probably the best of those choices. Another would be to fix the leak in the humidifier, which typically involves just cleaning it.

The good thing about being a human is that we were giving free will, which means you are free to choose any of these methods. For my sake I hope you decide on the bucket option. Not because it is the best, easiest, smartest or even a good idea, but it's the only one that will make me laugh if I see it.

FACTS:  In the three little pigs the big bad wolf did not blow the houses down, he used an excavator like this one.  The...
04/29/2024

FACTS:  In the three little pigs the big bad wolf did not blow the houses down, he used an excavator like this one.  The only reason he didn't destroy the home made of bricks was that the book ended during his collectively bargained lunch break.  That home was quickly eviscerated once he got back from Mucho Burrito.   All three pigs were slaughtered.

FACTS:  When they demolish a house all the mice scurry away and cause nearby infestations.  Unfortunately some of the mice don't get away unscathed.  It is very common that some mice get debris/shrapnel in there tiny little eyes.  Which inspired the nursery rhyme 'Three Blind Mice'.... Mice do actually vacate old homes and enter sorounding homes, its not a fact about inspiring the nursery rhyme 'Three Blind Mice'.  I'm not sure what inspired that terrible tale.  Three Blind Mice is a very unsettling nursery rhyme.  What is it trying to teach children?  Have you thought of the lyrics lately?   Blind mice bother a farmers with, so she cuts off their tails just to see how they run.  To me it sounds like the farmers wife is a psychopath.

FACTS:  When older homes are torn down to make infills the ghosts that are currently residing in the home are not physically hurt.  They are deeply hurt emotionally though as they were very attached to the home and loved it how it was.  After demolition these ghosts have a home no more home.  Another small fact, ghosts are like vampires and cannot enter houses without an invite.  I'm all for upzoning and think there is a chance it can alleviate the pressure on real estate in our city, but it comes with a cost.  That cost is homeless ghosts.  But they don't vote so who cares.

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