08/21/2026
Feeling tired? Drained? Emotionally attached to lake views? π
Symptoms include: frequently checking cottage listings, yearning for the lake, mentally packing the cooler and calling the dock βyour office.β πΌ
Not medical advice, but weβre prescribing more lake days. π DM us for your private tour.
β οΈ Side effects might include: feeling suspiciously relaxed, forgetting what day it is, improved sleep, overall happier demeanour, dock hair, sandy feet, sudden interest in kayaks and paddleboards, possible sβmores stains on your shirt and excessive sunset photos.
If this sounds like your type of prescription, weβre ready to write up the offer for 1369 Hipkiss Dr on Haliburton Lake for you. π