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España Dream Properties

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España Dream Properties

España Dream Properties is run by an English married couple Mandy & Dan Brown We are an honest, friendly, and helpful couple who listen to your needs.

Hi, we are Mandy and Dan Brown, we are a married couple that relocated to Spain 7 years ago to have our dream house built off-plan. We have had a great experience through the whole process of buying and building, so have first-hand experience and a lot of knowledge to help others make the right choices for themselves and their dream. We have an excellent amount of knowledge on different areas in a

nd around Spain, which we would love to share with others. Our new office is based in the charming town of Caudete. Apartado de Correos 103

Caudete,

Albacete, 02660

We are in collaboration with people who can help you with residency, change of driving license, money transfers, bank account opening, wills, etc. We can help you through the whole process and take the stress out of all the legal paperwork and make your dream a reality. We had our very own dream house built 7 years ago, so if you are interested in a new build of any spec please feel free to message us at [email protected]

The service we offer is hard to beat. In addition to the fantastic properties that we have to offer, our greatest advantage is that we have hugely detailed knowledge of all aspects of the property buying process. We will help you and advise you through every step of the process, making sure that you are in the safest of hands and saving you money along the way. We are the most trusted English-speaking estate agent in the area and go beyond the call of duty for all our clients. Book now and let us help you to find the house of your dreams. We make buying easy and hassle-free. Helping and guiding you every step of the way whilst saving you time, hassle and money. We look forward to adding you to our long list of satisfied clients.

05/06/2026

🔔🔔€ 355,256 3 Bed 3 Stunning New Build in Lorca🔔🔔

🤣🏡☀️ ATTENTION BRITS, DUTCH & GERMANS... HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH OF GREY SKIES, COLD GARDENS AND SUMMERS THAT LAST 3 DAYS? ☀️🏡🤣

💥 NEW BUILD LUXURY VILLAS IN LORCA, MURCIA 💥

Or as we like to call them...

🍷 "The reason your friends back home will stop talking to you." 🍷😂

🌴 IMAGINE THIS...

You wake up...

☀️ Sunshine pouring through the windows

🏊 Your private pool sparkling outside

☕ Coffee on the terrace

🌄 Peaceful countryside views

Meanwhile Dave back home is putting his heating on in July 😭😂

🏡 THESE STUNNING MEDITERRANEAN VILLAS OFFER:

🛏️ 3 LARGE BEDROOMS

🚿 3 BATHROOMS

🚿🚿 TWO EN-SUITES

Because luxury should never involve queueing for the shower 😂

🍳 FULLY EQUIPPED DESIGNER KITCHEN

Including appliances!

Translation:

👉 No extra spending

👉 No headaches

👉 More money for wine 🍷

🛋️ BEAUTIFUL OPEN-PLAN LIVING SPACE

Filled with natural light and designed to bring the outdoors in.

Perfect for:

🍷 Entertaining

👨‍👩‍👧 Family life

😎 Showing off to visitors

🏊 PRIVATE SWIMMING POOL INCLUDED

Not a communal pool...

YOUR pool.

That's right...

No saving sunbeds.

No awkward conversations.

No inflatable unicorn traffic jams 😂

🌴 MASSIVE PRIVATE PLOT OF OVER 500m²

Enough room for:

🌴 Sunbathing

🍖 BBQs

🍷 Sunset drinks

🐕 Dogs

👨‍👩‍👧 Family gatherings

Or simply doing absolutely nothing in the sunshine 😎

🌅 PRIVATE ROOFTOP SOLARIUM

With pergola included!

Imagine...

🍹 Cocktails

🌅 Sunsets

🎶 Music

🍷 Friends

And absolutely zero stress.

Now that's living 😍

💎 PREMIUM FEATURES INCLUDED:

❄️ Fully installed ducted air conditioning

💡 LED lighting package

🚗 Private parking

🚿 Luxury bathrooms

🪟 Electric blinds

🍳 Fully fitted kitchen

🏊 Private pool

Basically...

The only thing missing is YOU! 😂

🛡️ SECURE GATED COMMUNITY

With:

🌳 Landscaped parks

🚴 3.5km walking & cycling route

⚽ Sports areas

👨‍👩‍👧 Children's play areas

🛒 Supermarket

🍽️ Restaurants

⛽ Petrol station

It's like a little Spanish paradise village 😍

📍 LOCATION? ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

🏙️ Lorca City - 10km

🏖️ Águilas Beaches - 20km

⚓ Marina - 22km

⛳ Golf Resort - 15km

✈️ Murcia Airport - 70km

☀️ Over 300 days of sunshine every year

(Yes... THREE HUNDRED! 🌞)

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:

"This villa is so nice I checked whether my name was already on the deeds." 😂

👩 Mandy:

"The pool is bigger than some UK gardens." 🤣☀️

⚠️ WARNING: BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY CAUSE:

☀️ Permanent happiness

🍷 Increased wine consumption

🩴 Year-round flip-flop usage

📸 Excessive Facebook sunset photos

😂 Friends asking if they can come and stay every summer

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE THESE VILLAS DISAPPEAR FASTER THAN A FREE SUNBED IN AUGUST!

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties

+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties

Helping people swap gloomy mornings for poolside living 😎☀️

30/05/2026

🔔🏖️€ 125,900 2 Bed 2 Bath Apartment in Cuevas Del Almanzora, Almeria 🏖️🔔

🤣☀️🏖️ BREAKING NEWS: Doctors have discovered the perfect cure for British weather... and it's hiding in sunny Almería! 🏖️☀️🤣

🏡💥 BRAND NEW 2 BEDROOM HOMES FROM THE ALMERÍA COAST 💥🏡

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

This property may cause:

☀️ Permanent smiling
🍷 Increased wine consumption
🩴 Refusal to wear socks ever again
📸 Excessive sunset photos on Facebook

🌴 IMAGINE YOUR NEW LIFE...

Wake up...

☀️ Sunshine streaming through the windows

☕ Coffee on your terrace

🌅 Rooftop solarium waiting for you

🏖️ Mediterranean beaches just minutes away

Meanwhile, back home someone is checking if summer is due on a Tuesday this year 😂😂😂

🏡 THESE BEAUTIFUL NEW HOMES OFFER:

🛏️ 2 DOUBLE BEDROOMS

Perfect for:

✔️ Couples
✔️ Holidaymakers
✔️ Guests who suddenly become your "best friends" once you buy in Spain 😂

🚿 2 MODERN BATHROOMS

Including a private en-suite because luxury should be standard 😎

🍳 FULLY FITTED KITCHEN

Appliances included!

Translation:

👉 No shopping for ovens
👉 No stress
👉 More time for sangria 🍷

🌞 THE STAR OF THE SHOW?

YOUR OWN PRIVATE SOLARIUM!

That's right...

🌅 Sunset drinks

☀️ Sunbathing

🍷 Evening BBQs

📸 Showing off to everyone back home

Your rooftop will quickly become your favourite room... even though technically it doesn't have walls 😂

🏊 COMMUNAL SWIMMING POOL

Perfect for:

☀️ Cooling off

😎 Relaxing

🍹 Pretending you're permanently on holiday

Because honestly... you basically are!

🚗 PRIVATE UNDERGROUND PARKING INCLUDED

📦 Private storage room included

❄️ Pre-installation for air conditioning

🏡 Immediate delivery available

Translation:

👉 No waiting
👉 No delays
👉 Move in and start living the dream

📍 LOCATION? ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!

🏖️ Villaricos Beach – 4km

⛳ Golf Courses – 10-15km

⚓ Garrucha Marina – 14km

🏙️ Cuevas del Almanzora – 9km

✈️ Almería Airport – 90km

Basically...

Close enough to everything...

Far enough away from the madness 😍

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:

"I stood on the solarium for five minutes and started planning my retirement." 😂

👩 Mandy:

"The hardest decision here is whether to go to the beach, the pool, or open a bottle of wine first." 🍷🤣

⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS OF BUYING IN SPAIN MAY INCLUDE:

☀️ Better moods

🍷 More outdoor living

🩴 Flip-flops becoming formal footwear

😂 Constantly saying "why didn't we do this years ago?"

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS YOUR SPOT IN THE SUN!

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap grey skies for blue skies 😎☀️

29/05/2026

🔔🔔€189,000 2 Bed 2 Bath Bungalow in Orihuela Costa🔔🔔

🤣🌴🏡 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered the perfect cure for grey skies, traffic jams, and the phrase "I'll do it tomorrow"... and it's in Orihuela Costa! 🏡🌴🤣

💥 FULLY FURNISHED GROUND FLOOR BUNGALOW WITH GARDEN, POOL & GARAGE 💥

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

Viewing this property may result in:

☀️ Excessive smiling
🍷 Increased sangria consumption
🩴 Permanent flip-flop addiction
📸 Daily sunset photos that annoy friends back home

🌴 IMAGINE THIS...

Wake up...

☕ Coffee in the garden

🌞 Sunshine on your face

🌳 Beautiful green area directly opposite

🏊 Pool waiting nearby

Meanwhile somewhere in the UK, someone is arguing with a frozen windscreen and a broken umbrella 😂😂😂

🏡 THIS BEAUTIFUL BUNGALOW OFFERS:

🛏️ 2 DOUBLE BEDROOMS

Both with fitted wardrobes and enough room for:

✔️ Summer clothes
✔️ Winter clothes
✔️ More summer clothes because... Spain 😎

🚿 2 FULL BATHROOMS

Including a private en-suite bathroom!

Because nobody wants to queue for the shower after a day at the beach 😂

🛋️ BRIGHT OPEN LIVING & DINING AREA

Perfect for:

🍷 Entertaining friends

🍕 Family meals

😴 Afternoon siestas that accidentally last 3 hours

🍳 OPEN-PLAN KITCHEN

With covered utility gallery.

Translation:

👉 Practical

👉 Modern

👉 Plenty of room to chill wine and store snacks 😂

☀️ THE TERRACE IS A WINNER!

A beautiful glass-enclosed terrace means:

🌞 Winter sunshine

🌞 Spring sunshine

🌞 Summer sunshine

🌞 Autumn sunshine

(Notice a theme here? 😂)

Basically another room you can enjoy all year round.

🌴 PRIVATE GARDEN APPROX. 46m²

The perfect place for:

☕ Morning coffee

🍷 Evening drinks

🔥 BBQs

🌴 Relaxing with absolutely no intention of doing anything productive

🚗 UNDERGROUND GARAGE INCLUDED!

Because finding shade for your car in Spain feels like winning the lottery 😎

❄️ Air conditioning included

🛋️ Sold fully furnished

🔑 Move in and start enjoying immediately!

🏊 THE COMMUNITY?

ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!

🌴 Landscaped gardens

🏊 Gorgeous communal pool

☀️ Peaceful surroundings

😎 Holiday vibes every single day

📍 LOCATION? FANTASTIC!

🛒 Supermarkets nearby

🍹 Restaurants nearby

☕ Cafés nearby

🏖️ Beaches of Orihuela Costa just minutes away

Basically...

Everything you need is right on your doorstep 😍

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:

"I sat on the terrace for five minutes and forgot what day it was." 😂

👩 Mandy:

"This garden is the perfect size. Big enough for BBQs, small enough that you won't spend your weekends mowing it." 🌴🤣

📲 DON'T WAIT TOO LONG!

Properties like this in Orihuela Costa are disappearing faster than free tapas at a Spanish fiesta! 🍷☀️

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties

+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties

Helping people swap raincoats for sunglasses 😎☀️

28/05/2026

🔔🔔104,995€ 2 Bed 2 Bath Apartment in Jacarilla, Alicante 🔔🔔

🤣☀️🏡 ATTENTION PEOPLE FED UP WITH GREY SKIES, COLD MORNINGS & PAYING £7 FOR A COFFEE… YOUR SPANISH ESCAPE HAS ARRIVED! 🏡☀️🤣

💥 BEAUTIFUL 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN JACARILLA 💥

This isn’t just an apartment…
This is a full lifestyle upgrade 😎🍷

Imagine this:

☀️ Waking up to sunshine
☕ Coffee on the balcony
🏊 Pool waiting for you downstairs
🍷 Evening drinks in a charming Spanish village

Meanwhile, back home someone’s defrosting the car while questioning all their life choices 😂😂😂

🏡 THIS LOVELY APARTMENT OFFERS:

🛏️ 2 Bedrooms
Perfect for:
✔️ Couples
✔️ Holidaymakers
✔️ Guests who suddenly “fancy visiting Spain more often” 😂

🚿 2 Bathrooms
Because sharing one bathroom after sangria isn’t always a good idea 🍷🤣

🛋️ Comfortable living space
Bright, cosy, and ready to enjoy immediately ☀️

📏 55m² of sunshine-filled happiness 😍

🌴 THE COMPLEX? ABSOLUTE BLISS.

🔒 Secure gated community
🏊 Large communal swimming pool

Translation:
☀️ Relaxation
☀️ Safety
☀️ Sunshine
☀️ Zero stress

Basically…
Your biggest daily problem becomes:
👉 Pool first?
👉 Coffee first?
👉 Wine first? 😂

📍WHY EVERYONE LOVES JACARILLA…

Jacarilla is one of those hidden Spanish gems people discover and instantly think:

👉 “Why didn’t we find this sooner?!” 😍

🌳 Beautiful parks
🚶 Scenic walks
☕ Lovely cafés
🛒 Local shops
🍷 Traditional Spanish atmosphere
🛍️ Weekly markets
🎉 Cultural events

It’s peaceful…
Friendly…
Authentic…
…and wonderfully FREE from tourist chaos 😎☀️

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
“This apartment is so relaxing I nearly forgot my own phone number during the viewing.” 😂

👩 Mandy:
“The pool area looks like the kind of place where one glass of wine accidentally turns into three.” 🍷🤣

⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS OF BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY INCLUDE:

☀️ Permanent happiness
🍷 Increased sangria intake
🩴 Wearing flip-flops year-round
📸 Posting annoying sunshine photos on Facebook
😂 Saying “we should’ve moved years ago!” every weekend

Aircondition, Split system,Balcony,Fitted Wardrobes,Fully Furnished,Gated Complex,Investment opportunity,Kitchen appliances,Near amenities,Parking Underground,Pool, Communal,Quiet area

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE SNAPS UP YOUR PLACE IN THE SUN! ☀️🏡

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap stress for sunshine 😎☀️

27/05/2026

🔔🔔€129,000 2 Bed Apartment in Algorfa, an exclusive gated community with pool🔔🔔

🤣☀️🏡 WARNING: This apartment in Algorfa may cause sudden house envy, emotional Rightmove browsing, and random flights to Alicante… ✈️😂

💥 HIDDEN GEM ALERT IN MONTEMAR – ALGORFA 💥

This isn’t just an apartment…
This is the moment where you say:

👉 “Shall we just move to Spain?”
👉 “Yes.”
👉 “Okay then.” 😂☀️

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🌴 WELCOME TO THE LIFE YOU KEEP DAYDREAMING ABOUT 🌴

Imagine waking up…
☀️ Sunshine pouring in
☕ Coffee on the terrace
🏊 Pool sparkling nearby
🍷 Zero stress
🌧️ Zero grey skies

Meanwhile back home someone’s fighting with an umbrella in sideways rain 😂😂😂

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🏡 THIS BEAUTIFUL GROUND FLOOR APARTMENT OFFERS:

🛏️ 2 Bedrooms
Perfect for:
✔️ Couples
✔️ Holidaymakers
✔️ Guests who suddenly “love Spain too” 😂

🚿 1 STYLISH FULLY RENOVATED BATHROOM
Fresh, modern, and definitely NOT one of those old-fashioned “grandma tile” bathrooms 😅

🍳 BRAND NEW MODERN KITCHEN
So shiny you’ll suddenly feel qualified for MasterChef España 👨‍🍳😂

🛋️ SOLD FULLY FURNISHED
That’s right…
👉 Sofa included
👉 Beds included
👉 Stress NOT included 😎

Basically…
Bring clothes.
Bring wine.
Move in 😍🍷

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🌴 OUTSIDE LIFE? ABSOLUTE BLISS.

🏊 Gorgeous communal swimming pool
🚗 Private parking
🔒 Secure gated community

Translation:
☀️ Relaxation
☀️ Safety
☀️ Sunshine
☀️ No fighting for parking spaces ever again 😂

And because it’s GROUND FLOOR…
No dragging shopping bags upstairs while sweating like a tourist in August 😭🤣

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📍LOCATION? PERFECT.

Montemar in Algorfa is one of those peaceful little Spanish gems people wish they found sooner 😍

🍹 Bars nearby
🍽️ Restaurants nearby
🏌️ Golf nearby
🏖️ Beaches within easy reach
☀️ Endless sunshine included FREE OF CHARGE 😂

Honestly…
This is exactly the type of property people regret not buying later 😬

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🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
*“I walked into this apartment and immediately started mentally unpacking my suitcase.”* 😂

👩 Mandy:
*“This place is cleaner and more organised than my entire life.”* 🤣☀️

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⚠️ WARNING: PROPERTIES LIKE THIS ARE SELLING FAST!

Because:
✅ Fully furnished
✅ Renovated
✅ Pool
✅ Parking
✅ Gated community
✅ Fantastic price

Basically…
It ticks more boxes than a Brit abroad ordering breakfast 😂🍳

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📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS YOUR PLACE IN THE SUN! ☀️🏡

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap rainy mornings for poolside happiness 😎☀️

26/05/2026

A real super market sweep in one of our cheap locals we use and the box's of wine are actually very good, we missed the start of the game but got to take a pic of the basket 😂

25/05/2026

🔔🔔€ 349,995 5 Bed 3 Bath Villa in Sax🔔🔔
🤣🌄🐔 ATTENTION BRITS, DUTCH & GERMANS… YOUR “ESCAPE TO THE SPANISH COUNTRYSIDE” MOMENT HAS ARRIVED! 🐔🌄🤣

🏡💥 SAX, ALICANTE – 3 BEDROOM HOME + 2 BEDROOM GUEST ANNEXE + POOL + MOUNTAIN VIEWS 💥🏡

Honestly…
This property has everything:
☀️ Sunshine
🏊 Pool
🌄 Castle views
🍷 Wine sunsets
🐔 Chickens living their best life

Meanwhile back home someone’s scraping ice off their car and arguing over parking permits 😂😂😂

🌴 WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE IN SPAIN 🌴

Picture this…

You wake up…
Open the terrace doors…
Look across the valley towards the historic Sax Castle…
Hear birds singing…
Smell fresh coffee brewing…

…and suddenly realise your blood pressure has dropped by 50% 😍☀️

🏡 THE MAIN HOUSE OFFERS:

🛏️ 3 Bedrooms
Perfect for:
✔️ Family
✔️ Guests
✔️ That one friend who “just wants to visit Spain for a week” 😂

🛋️ Bright OPEN-PLAN living, dining & kitchen area
With a cosy pellet burner 🔥

Translation:
Warm winter nights + wine + Netflix = perfection 🍷😂

💻 BONUS HOME OFFICE SPACE
For pretending to work while secretly looking at the mountain views 😎

🚿 Family bathroom
☀️ Huge covered terrace for:
🍷 Evening drinks
☕ Morning coffees
😂 Avoiding responsibilities

🏊 THEN THERE’S THE POOL…

A gorgeous 10x4 metre swimming pool sitting perfectly between the main house and guest annexe 🌴☀️

Basically…
You can float around pretending you’re in a luxury villa advert every single day 😂

🏡 THE 2-BEDROOM GUEST ANNEXE IS A GAME CHANGER!

✨ Fully self-contained
✨ Open-plan living & kitchen
✨ TWO DOUBLE BEDROOMS
✨ BOTH with en-suite bathrooms 😍

Perfect for:
👨‍👩‍👧 Extended family
💸 Holiday rental income
🍷 Guests who never want to leave Spain

(You’ve been warned 😂)

🌳 OUTSIDE LIFE? ABSOLUTE PARADISE.

🌴 Mature trees
📦 Storage outbuildings
🐔 Chicken coop
🚗 Large carport
☀️ Peaceful countryside setting

Honestly…
This place feels like a Spanish countryside movie set 😍

⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE:
The property is accessed by a 500m gravel track.

Translation:
🚫 Not ideal for gigantic motorhomes
✅ PERFECT for peace, privacy & escaping noisy neighbours 😂

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
“This place is so peaceful I nearly started talking to the chickens halfway through the viewing.” 😂🐔

👩 Mandy:
“The mountain views are incredible… even the sunsets look expensive.” 🌅🤣

⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS OF BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY INCLUDE:

☀️ Permanent happiness
🍷 Increased wine intake
🐔 Sudden desire to own chickens
📸 Posting sunset photos daily
😂 Saying “why didn’t we move sooner?!” every weekend

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS YOUR SLICE OF SPANISH PARADISE! ☀️🏡

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap stress for sunshine 😎☀️

25/05/2026

🔔🔔€149,995 3 Bed 4 Bath Villa in Yecla 🔔🔔

🤣🌳🍷 YECLA ALERT: Villa owners wanted… preferably people who enjoy sunshine, BBQs, wine, and pretending they’re on “A Place in the Sun!” 🍷🌳🤣

🏡💥 INCREDIBLE VALUE VILLA IN YECLA 💥🏡

This isn’t just a property…
This is a full-blown “escape the chaos and live your best Spanish life” starter pack 😍☀️

Imagine this:
🌅 Morning coffee under almond trees
🔥 BBQ sizzling away
🍷 Glass of local Yecla wine in hand
😎 Neighbours saying “hola”
…and absolutely NO scraping ice off your car ever again 😂

🏡 THIS CHARMING SPANISH VILLA OFFERS:

🛏️ 3 SPACIOUS BEDROOMS
And guess what…
🚿 ALL HAVE EN-SUITE BATHROOMS!

Because in Spain we believe everyone deserves luxury… even the guest who said they’d only stay “a couple of nights” 😂

🛋️ BRIGHT LIVING ROOM WITH FIREPLACE
Perfect for:
✔️ Cozy winter evenings
✔️ Wine drinking
✔️ Pretending you’re starring in a Netflix property show 😎

🍳 LARGE FAMILY KITCHEN
Big enough for:
🥘 Paella nights
🍷 Wine tasting
😂 Arguing over who burnt the garlic bread

🪟 BRAND NEW WINDOWS THROUGHOUT
Keeping the villa cool in summer and cosy in winter ☀️❄️

🛋️ SOLD FULLY FURNISHED
Basically…
👉 Bring your suitcase
👉 Bring your sunglasses
👉 Job done 😍

🌴 OUTSIDE? OH IT GETS BETTER…

🌳 Large private garden with almond & olive trees
🔥 BBQ area for entertaining
🐶 Kennels for animal lovers
🚗 Double carport + single carport

…and YES…
🏊 THERE’S A SWIMMING POOL!

Currently covered and being used as storage…
BUT underneath is your future sunshine paradise waiting to be brought back to life 😍☀️

(Think ugly duckling… but with more sangria potential 😂)

💧 20,000 litre water deposit
🌴 Fully fenced for privacy & security

📍WHY YECLA?

Yecla is one of Spain’s hidden gems 💎

🍷 Famous wineries
🍽️ Fantastic restaurants
🛒 Supermarkets
🏥 Hospital
☀️ Beautiful countryside
🚴 Hiking & cycling routes
🏛️ Stunning historic buildings

Plus the wine is so good you may “accidentally” become an expert overnight 🍷😂

Honestly…
Life here feels like Spain before it became too touristy 😍

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
“This villa has so much character I half expected it to start telling me Spanish stories.” 😂

👩 Mandy:
“The only stressful thing here is deciding whether to BBQ, swim, or open another bottle of wine.” 🍷🤣

⚠️ WARNING: BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY CAUSE:

☀️ Permanent happiness
🍷 Increased wine consumption
🐶 Desire to rescue more dogs
🌳 Sudden obsession with olive trees
😂 Saying “why didn’t we move sooner?!” every week

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE GRABS THIS BARGAIN IN THE SUN! ☀️🏡

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap stress for sunshine 😎☀️

23/05/2026

🔔🔔€168,900 3 Bed 2 Bath Villa in Torrevieja 🔔🔔
🤣☀️🌴 ATTENTION SUNSEEKERS, GOLF LOVERS & PEOPLE FED UP WITH GREY SKIES… THIS TORREVIEJA VILLA IS BASICALLY A PERMANENT HOLIDAY WITH A FRONT DOOR! 🌴☀️🤣

🏡💥 LAGO JARDÍN – LOS BALCONES – TORREVIEJA 💥🏡

Imagine waking up every morning thinking:
👉 “Should I go to the pool?”
👉 “Should I go to the beach?”
👉 “Or should I just sit in the sun pretending I’m retired already?” 😂🍷

Honestly… life gets VERY difficult in Spain 😎☀️

🌴 THIS BEAUTIFUL VILLA OFFERS: 🌴

🛏️ 3 BEDROOMS
Enough space for:
✔️ Family
✔️ Friends
✔️ Unexpected guests who suddenly “love Spain too” 😂

🚿 FULL BATHROOM
No camping vibes here thank goodness 😅

🍳 FITTED KITCHEN
Perfect for:
🍤 Cooking tapas
🍷 Chilling wine
😂 Or dramatically pretending you’re on MasterChef España

🛋️ Bright & cosy living spaces
❄️ Air conditioning hot & cold
🌪️ Ceiling fans for those extra sunny siesta days

☀️ OUTDOOR LIVING? OH YES…

🌴 EASY-MAINTENANCE GARDEN
Because nobody moves to Spain to spend all day mowing grass 😂

🌅 PRIVATE SOLARIUM
Morning coffee ☕
Afternoon sunshine ☀️
Evening sangria 🍷

Basically… your new favourite room has no roof 😍

🏊 COMMUNAL SWIMMING POOL
Perfect for cooling off while pretending you’re in a holiday advert 😂

🌴 Covered terrace
🌅 Lovely views
🔒 Gated plot for extra peace of mind

📍LOCATION? ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON!

🍹 Bars nearby
🍽️ Restaurants nearby
🛒 Supermarket close by
🏖️ ONLY 5 minutes by car to the BEACH!
🛍️ ONLY 5 minutes to La Zenia Boulevard

Meaning:
👉 Shopping
👉 Beaches
👉 Cocktails
👉 Sunshine
…all practically on your doorstep 😍

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
“This villa is so relaxing I nearly fell asleep halfway through the viewing.” 😂

👩 Mandy:
“The solarium is perfect for sunbathing, wine drinking, or avoiding doing absolutely anything productive.” 🍷☀️🤣

⚠️ WARNING: BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY CAUSE:

☀️ Permanent smiling
🍷 Increased sangria consumption
🩴 Addiction to flip-flops
📸 Excessive sunset photos on Facebook
😂 Constantly saying “why didn’t we move sooner?!”

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS YOUR PLACE IN THE SUN! 🌴☀️

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Helping people swap raincoats for sunglasses 😎

22/05/2026

🔔🏖️€214,900 2 Bed 2 Bath Villa in Orihuela Costa 🏖️🔔

🤣🌴☀️ WARNING: This Orihuela Costa triplex may cause sudden house envy, excessive Rightmove scrolling, and spontaneous flights to Spain… ✈️😂

🏡💥 LOS ALMENDROS, ORIHUELA COSTA 💥🏡

This isn’t just a property…
This is the moment where you say:
👉 “Forget the rain… we’re moving to Spain.” 😎🍷

🌞 Welcome to the Costa Blanca lifestyle where:
☀️ The sun works harder than you do
🍷 Wine is cheaper than bottled water
🩴 Flip-flops become formal footwear
…and neighbours casually invite you for BBQs and sangria 😂

🏡 THIS BEAUTIFUL RENOVATED TRIPLEX OFFERS:

🛏️ 2 Bright Bedrooms
Perfect for sleeping… siestas… or escaping visiting family members 😭😂

🚿 2 MODERN RENOVATED BATHROOMS
Stylish, fresh, and definitely a major upgrade from your old “British beige bathroom” 👀🤣

🍳 RENOVATED KITCHEN
Modern, practical, and fully ready for:
✔️ Cooking tapas
✔️ Pouring wine
✔️ Ordering takeaway when you can’t be bothered 😂

🎨 FRESHLY REPAINTED THROUGHOUT
Even the doors got a glow-up 😎

🧺 Laundry area
📦 Handy storage room
🚗 PRIVATE PARKING

(Which in Spain is basically the adult version of winning the lottery 😂)

🌴 OUTDOOR SPACES? OH YES…

☀️ FRONT TERRACE
Morning coffee spot ☕
Evening wine zone 🍷
Neighbour-watching headquarters 😂

🌅 PRIVATE SOLARIUM TERRACE
The perfect place for:
✔️ Sunbathing
✔️ BBQ nights
✔️ Pretending you’re retired already

Honestly… your rooftop sunsets will become more consistent than your gym attendance 😭🤣

📍LOCATION? ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON!

🍹 Restaurants nearby
🛒 Supermarkets close by
🏌️ Golf courses minutes away
🏖️ Beaches only a short drive
🛍️ La Zenia Boulevard nearby for shopping & people-watching 😎

Basically… everything you need is right on your doorstep 😍

🎭 Danny & Mandy from España Dream Properties say:

👨 Danny:
“This property is so nice I checked if my name was already on the deeds.” 😂

👩 Mandy:
“The solarium terrace is perfect for sunbathing or dramatically sipping wine while watching the sunset.” 🍷🌅🤣

⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS OF BUYING THIS PROPERTY MAY INCLUDE:

☀️ Permanent happiness
🍷 Increased sangria intake
📸 Annoying friends back home with sunshine photos
🩴 Complete refusal to wear socks ever again

📲 MESSAGE US BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE SNAPS UP YOUR PLACE IN THE SUN! 🌴☀️

📞 WhatsApp España Dream Properties
+34 711 00 25 84

📧 [email protected]

🏡 España Dream Properties
Turning “one day” into “why didn’t we do this sooner?” 😎

Dirección

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La Mancha
02660

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Teléfono

+34711002584

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