Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame

29/09/2026

🚨🚨 48 HOURS LEFT… THAT’S TWO DAYS PEOPLE! 🚨🚨

We are officially down to the FINAL 48 HOURS to grab your numbers in the Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame raffle! 🏖️🎟️

And let’s remind you what you could actually win…

🏡 A WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN OUR 8-BERTH CARAVAN
🐶 ANIMAL-FRIENDLY CARAVAN AVAILABLE
💷 £100 SPENDING MONEY FROM ME
🎟️ £10 PER NUMBER

YES… £10!

For the price of a takeaway, you could be putting yourself in with a chance of winning a WHOLE WEEK AWAY PLUS £100 SPENDING MONEY! 👀

But before we get serious… LET’S PLAY A GAME! 😂👇

🎯 THE LUCKY NUMBER GAME 🎯

Imagine I’ve just told you:

“Congratulations! You’ve won the raffle!” 🥳🎉

You get to choose ANY NUMBER between 1 and 100 as your winning number.

WHAT ARE YOU PICKING AND WHY? 👀

Is it:

❤️ Your birthday?
🍀 Your lucky number?
🎂 Your kids' birthday?
💍 Your anniversary?
⚽ Your favourite player's number?
🎰 Or are you one of those people who just picks a completely random number and hopes for the best? 😂

👇 DROP YOUR NUMBER IN THE COMMENTS AND TELL US WHY YOU PICKED IT! 👇

I want to see which numbers keep popping up — and who knows, maybe someone will pick the actual winning number! 👀🍀

Then, if you haven't already…

🎟️ £10 PER RAFFLE NUMBER
🏆 DRAW CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER

IF YOUR NAME ISN’T IN THE RAFFLE, YOU WON’T BE WINNING IT! 😂

So get your number while you can and let's see who gets lucky! 🍀🏖️🎟️

27/09/2026

Only until Thursday to grab your lucky numbers and £100 spending money message on number in picture or pm me gotta be in it to win it

Can book your stay in our animal friendly 1 or in the pet free 1

You could be winning a weeks stay worth £700 for £10

26/09/2026

Availability

Monday 28th September - Friday 2nd October
Monday 5th October - Friday 9th October
Friday 30th October - Friday 6th November

Contact me for prices I'm being as cheap as possible to get as many people in before we close for the season

25/09/2026

24/09/2026

🚨🚨 48 NUMBERS LEFT — STOP SCROLLING! 🚨🚨
YES, YOU. 👀

The one reading this thinking “I’ll get a number later…”
NO YOU WON’T. 😂

There are ONLY 48 NUMBERS LEFT on this raffle and I AM DRAWING IT ON 1ST OCTOBER REGARDLESS OF WHETHER ALL THE NUMBERS ARE SOLD OR NOT! 🎉

So if you’ve been sitting there thinking “I’ll wait until more numbers go”… STOP WAITING! 😂

And if you miss out and someone else wins, don’t come crying to me because I’ll have absolutely no sympathy! 😂

🎟️ £10 GETS YOU 1 NUMBER

🏖️ THE PRIZE:

🔥 A FULL WEEK in one of my 8-BERTH CARAVANS
🐾 YOU CHOOSE — ANIMAL-FRIENDLY OR NON-ANIMAL-FRIENDLY
💷 AND I’M THROWING IN £100 SPENDING MONEY!
That’s a FULL WEEK AWAY + £100 SPENDING MONEY for the price of a £10 raffle number! 👀🔥

👇👇👇 COMMENT “I WANT ONE” BELOW 👇👇👇

Want 2? COMMENT 2.
Want 3? COMMENT 3.
Want more? GO FOR IT! 😂

🚨 ONLY 48 NUMBERS LEFT
🚨 £10 EACH
🚨 DRAWING 1ST OCTOBER — WHETHER FULL OR NOT!

COME ON THEN… WHO’S HAVING A NUMBER? 👇👇👇

Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame

23/09/2026

👑 LADY BRIDGERTON OF J&J’S IS BACK… 👑

And she’s here to cause a little trouble because THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO GET YOUR CARAVAN RAFFLE NUMBERS! 😂

Now listen carefully because the prize is bloody lovely… 👀

🏡 YOU COULD WIN A WHOLE WEEK AWAY!
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 8-BERTH CARAVAN — BRING THE FAMILY!
🐶 NOW WITH THE OPTION OF OUR ANIMAL-FRIENDLY CARAVAN — SO THE DOG DOESN’T HAVE TO MISS OUT! 🐾

💷 AND I’M THROWING IN £100 SPENDING MONEY!

So basically…

£10 FOR A NUMBER COULD GET YOU A WEEK AWAY + £100 IN YOUR POCKET TO SPEND! 🤯

And YOU get to choose whether you want the animal-friendly or non-animal-friendly caravan when booking/winning.

🎟️ £10 = 1 NUMBER
🎟️ £20 = 2 NUMBERS = 2 CHANCES!

📅 FINAL CLOSING DATE: 1ST OCTOBER

And I mean it — it closes on 1st October whether every number has gone or not! I’m not keeping the people who have already entered waiting.

👇 SO WHO WANTS ONE?! 👇

Comment “I WANT ONE” and I’ll message you.

Feeling lucky? Comment “GIVE ME 2” 😂

🏖️ A WEEK AWAY + £100 SPENDING MONEY FOR £10?!

Come on… even Lady Bridgerton herself would be putting her name down for that! 👑😂

TAG YOUR HOLIDAY PARTNER OR THAT MATE WHO NEEDS A HOLIDAY! 🐾🏖️

Sneaky pic of the animal friendly caravan coming soon

20/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT, COME ON YOU LOT… LET’S GET THESE BLOODY NUMBERS GONE! 🚨😂

AND NOW IT’S EVEN BETTER… because we’re going ahead with the ANIMAL-FRIENDLY caravan too! 🐶🐾❤️

🎟️ £10 gets you 1 raffle number

And because I’m obviously feeling ridiculously generous 😂 I’m throwing in £100 SPENDING MONEY for the winner to treat whoever they bloody well like!

👧🏻 The kids
❤️ Your hubby/partner
🐾 Your beloved pet
🍦 Or just bloody well treat YOURSELF because you deserve it!

🏡 THE PRIZE:

A WEEK’S HOLIDAY at Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame, with the winner able to choose between my animal-friendly caravan or my non-animal-friendly caravan when booking/winning.

And yes… YOU CHOOSE THE WEEK! 🎉

📅 ALL NUMBERS MUST BE GONE BY 1ST OCTOBER
I need this wrapped up before I disappear to Spain, so PLEASE don’t leave it until the last bloody minute!

💷 £10 = 1 number

Want more than one? Just tell me how many numbers you want and I’ll give you the available numbers.

📩 COMMENT or PM THE PAGE to grab yours.

I’ll send you the payment details once your number(s) are confirmed.

Come on… £10 could potentially bag you a bloody holiday AND £100 spending money! 😂

LET’S GET THESE NUMBERS GONE! 🔥🎟️🏡🐾❤️

19/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LOT! 🚨😂🐾

Seeing as we’re going ahead with the OTHER CARAVAN and making THAT ONE ANIMAL FRIENDLY, I’m giving you absolutely NO excuse not to get involved in this raffle! 😂

🎟️ £10 PER NUMBER

And the prize is…

🏖️ A WHOLE WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN ONE OF MY CARAVANS! ☀️

BUT HERE’S THE BEST BIT… 👀🐾

🐶 THE WINNER GETS TO CHOOSE! 🐶

You can choose between:

🏡 OUR ORIGINAL CARAVAN – no animals

OR

🐾 THE NEW ANIMAL-FRIENDLY CARAVAN – so you can bring your furry family members along with you! 🐕🐈

So if you've been thinking “I'd love to win, but I can't leave the dog behind”…

YOU DON'T HAVE TO! 😂🐾

📅 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER

🎟️ HOW TO ENTER:

1️⃣ Pick your number(s)
Message me with the number or numbers you want.

2️⃣ Pay £10 PER NUMBER
Once I confirm your numbers, I'll send you the payment details.

3️⃣ SEND YOUR PAYMENT
Please use your name as the payment reference where possible.

4️⃣ YOUR NUMBER IS ONLY SECURED ONCE PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED.
Unpaid numbers will NOT be held indefinitely and may be given to someone else.

5️⃣ ONCE ALL THE NUMBERS ARE SOLD, WE'LL DO THE DRAW! 🎉

And remember…

💷 £10 = ONE NUMBER
💷 £20 = TWO NUMBERS
💷 £30 = THREE NUMBERS

…and so on!

So don't just sit there watching everyone else grab their numbers 😂

🐶 Got a dog? GET IN.
🐾 Want to bring your pets? GET IN.
☀️ Fancy a week away? GET IN.
💷 Got a spare tenner? DEFINITELY GET IN! 😂

£10 could bag you a whole week away AND YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHICH CARAVAN YOU WANT! 🏖️🐾

📩 MESSAGE ME NOW WITH THE NUMBER(S) YOU WANT.

Let's get this thing SOLD! 🔥

YOU'VE GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT! 🎟️😂

18/09/2026

🚨🐶 RIGHT, I NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION… AND NO, “IT DEPENDS” IS NOT AN ANSWER 😂 🐶🚨

You may have noticed we’ve been VERY quiet on the caravan front lately… 👀

Well… there’s a reason.

We’re looking at getting YET ANOTHER VAN! 🤦‍♀️😂

BUT this one could be a little bit different…

🐾 WE’RE THINKING PET FRIENDLY! 🐾

Yep… your furry little freeloaders could be coming on holiday too! 😂🐶

It’ll be another 8 berth, and I’m going to make it just as cosy, homely, spotless and smelling bloody gorgeous as our other van.

And you know me… all the little extras will be there too ❤️

But this time we’re even thinking of having DOGGY TREATS waiting for your four-legged holidaymakers! 🐾🦴

Because obviously the dogs need better treatment than the humans these days. 😂

SO HERE’S WHERE I NEED YOU LOT 👇

WOULD YOU ACTUALLY BOOK A PET-FRIENDLY VAN WITH US?

I want you to COMMENT ONE OF THESE 👇

🐶 YES – TAKE MY MONEY!
🐾 YES – I’D BRING MY DOG!
🙈 NO – I’M A PET-FREE HOUSEHOLD!
🤔 I’D NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT!

And if you would book it, tell me HOW MANY DOGS YOU’D BE BRINGING! 😂👇

I genuinely want to see how many of you are sitting there thinking…

“FINALLY… I CAN TAKE THE BLOODY DOG ON HOLIDAY!” 🤣🐶❤️

Let’s see what you lot think because this could be happening! 👀🏡🐾