01/10/2020
DOOR POST INFORMATION
My full address is
Mr David Michael Hawkins.
86 Drake Crescent
Habberley
Kidderminster.
Worcestershire.
DY11 6EB
United Kingdom
DO NOT GIVE ME ANY POSTAL ITEMS FOR ANY OF MY NEIGHBOURS!
I WILL REJECT THE ITEMS!
IF YOU CANNOT GIVE ME OWN POSTAL ITEMS
DO NOT GIVE IT TO ANY OF MY NEIGHBOURS
ANY OF MY POSTAL ITEMS (RADIO TIMES - BY END OF WEDNESDAY, PLEASE) CAN BE DELIVERED ON FRIDAYS OR SATURDAYS OR SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS TO 1300
OTHERWISE PLEASE RETURN THEM TO THE DELIVERY OFFICE.
I AM OUT M c. 1300-1645
I AM OUT TW c. 1015-1700
YOU MAY DELIVER MY POST TO MYSELF IF YOU SEE ME OUTNABOUT!
YOU CAN ONLY USE MY BELLS IF YOU ARE A FRIEND AND OR ARE FRIENDLY TOWARDS ME. YOU ARE THEREFORE - DIRECTED TO USING THE '86' BELL AT THE FRONT DOOR.
FINED £150 IF YOU USE MY BELLS IF YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY / ENEMY
IF YOU ARE UNFRIENDLY TOWARDS ME IN ANY WAY - USE THE '86' BUTTON AT THE FRONT DOOR.
IF YOU ARE GENERALLY UNFRIENDLY (3 TIMES MAX) CAN MAKE YOU INTO AN ENEMY - YOU GENERALLY CANNOT BECOME A FRIEND IF YOU HAVE BECOME AN ENEMY!
IF YOU ARE ENEMY (+£50)
IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF AN ENEMY (+£50) AND WANT TO BE MY ENEMY ON TOP (+£50)
ENEMIES - YOU DON'T WANT TO PAY? GO AWAY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO ME - GO TALK TO THE LANDLORD!
I DO NOT CARE&C FOR MY ENEMIES AT ALL! DO NOT INTERFERE WITH ME AT ALL!
IF YOU ARE UNINVITED - LEAVE! GET YOURSELF INVITED OR DO NOT RETURN!
ARE YOU INVITED - I WILL ONLY ANSWER IF YOU ARE!
I DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR IF YOU KNOCK ON THE DOOR - I HEAR SO MANY KNOCKS IN MY FLAT THAT I AM LIKE A JACK IN THE BOX - SO PLEASE USE THE BELL, AS ABOVE!
IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE - ARE YOU EXPECTED BY ME?
CALL ME IF YOU KNOW MY TELEPHONE NUMBER!
NO - USE THE BELL 'S'
YES - USE THE BELL 'X'
I AM A VERY RELIGIOUS MAN! I AM ONLY LOYAL TO THE SAME - I WILL ONLY HELP THEM!
TO HELP OTHERS OUT SIDE OF THIS - IF I AM PAID TO HELP (£50) - I CONSIDER SUCH HELP AS A SERVICE WHICH MUST BE PAID FOR IN ADVANCE
