Mark Breffit

Mark Breffit Found of KnokKnok Real Estate

The things people tell an estate agent within the first 11 minutes should probably require an NDA.Names changed. Streets...
22/08/2026

The things people tell an estate agent within the first 11 minutes should probably require an NDA.

Names changed. Streets withheld. 👀

InstagramLondon Property Tribes are back 👀Hackney: “We’re local.”Lived there 1 year.Stoke Newington: lives on Church Str...
21/08/2026

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London Property Tribes are back 👀

Hackney: “We’re local.”
Lived there 1 year.

Stoke Newington: lives on Church Street and behaves like they discovered it.

Brixton: moved there for the culture.
Mostly stays in Brixton Village.

Vauxhall: American buyer still trying to work out why the tavern wasn’t very traditional.

Greenwich: “It’s basically a village.”
With a maritime superiority complex.

If you feel personally attacked, that is between you and your postcode.

Who are you sending this to? 😂

StokeNewington Brixton Vauxhall Greenwich

21/08/2026

absolutely no sense until you walk inside.

£7.5m. St Pancras Chambers.

Huge ceiling heights, original Gothic architecture, enormous windows — and one of the most recognisable buildings in London wrapped around you.

You’re effectively living inside a London landmark.

Subtle? No.
Ordinary? Definitely not.
A fairly ridiculous place to call home? Absolutely.

Currently on the market at £7,500,000.

Would you actually live here — or is St Pancras better left as somewhere you catch the Eurostar from? 👇

PropertyTok LondonHomes

You don’t choose where you live in London.Eventually your coffee order, school strategy, family money and choice of oute...
20/08/2026

You don’t choose where you live in London.

Eventually your coffee order, school strategy, family money and choice of outerwear make the decision for you.

This week:

Sands End — Fulham, but apparently crossing the New King’s Road now requires expedition insurance.

Herne Hill — would never live in Dulwich. Spends every weekend in Dulwich.

Wandsworth — moved for “more space”. Had absolutely nothing to do with the school catchment.

Soho — wanted a village atmosphere. Lives above a s*x shop.

Marylebone — wanted something understated. Bought a £7m flat behind Oxford Street.

Nobody is being targeted here. If you feel targeted, that is between you and your postcode.

Which London tribe have I missed? 👀

KnokKnok

19/08/2026

Obviously you hope everything is okay.

Obviously.

19/08/2026

Compliment the light.
Admire the proportions.
Tell them they must be thrilled.

Never ask what they paid.

We have Rightmove for that.

19/08/2026

Naturally, the viewing requires seven advisers and two cars.

Discretion is apparently a group activity.

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