Andrew The Agent

Andrew The Agent 🏠 Estate agent but make it fun
📍 Sutton property + lifestyle
😂 Dad jokes & dream homes included
🚪 Opening doors… literally

18/12/2025

LOVE THIS ROAD!!!!!! I remember as a kid riding my bike past these houses trying to imagine what it would be like to live in one. Anyone that knows this area will know these iconic red brick houses, they stand the test of time in terms of appeal and I’m genuinely really excited to be selling this apartment.

Hitting the market at £415,000 drop me A DM to view.

11/12/2025

This one took a funny turn from the start.

So when the listing was confirmed I ordered photo’s but as usual to catch any early interest order the sign to go up, which happened the day after the listing was confirmed.

I was in the gym the following morning and came out to 16 missed calls across two numbers.

I called the first one back and turns out it was the lady who owned the upstairs apartment, her and her partner had seen the sign go up and wanted to seize the opportunity to own the whole house. After hearing her story was moved by it and wanted to help her but the listing hadn’t even gone live yet and so said I would talk to the freeholder and get back to her.

I then called the other number and guess what, yep it was her partner. They wanted this so bad that they had both been calling.

So I called the freeholder and long story short after a bit of back and forth got them to agree that even though we would still market the property we would give them first refusal.

As it turns out they didn’t proceed due to tax reasons, I was gutted because what an amazing story that would have been and what an adventure to have been a part of.

Anyway I did find another amazing buyer that after viewing the property by torch light with her mother decided to place an offer forward and now we are under way.

Couldn’t make it happen for them but in the least have got them a great new neighbour to form a community with.

05/12/2025

This house is simply a thing of beauty!! Located on the highly sought after Page Heath Lane this stunning 4 bed, 3 bath detached house is something to marvel at. On market at £1,170,000 drop me a DM to view

04/12/2025

When I first approached this apartment I was concerned that the offset position on the street would leave it feeling dark, but was so surprised when I went in at how bright it was, those large windows just grab every shard of light there is and bounce it around every room.

Can’t wait to see this story through for her, dare I say it.......... pre Christmas completion 😉

01/12/2025

Want buyers to stop and stare at your garden? Do this. 🌼🏡✨
Pop to your local flower shop, grab a few potted plants, and place them around the entrance hall and back door.

Colourful blooms instantly add charm, warmth, and personality — and they make your home feel so much more inviting. Small touch, big selling power! 🌸

👉 Getting ready to sell? Message me for more simple tips that make a big difference.

27/11/2025

I’m beginning to be a regular feature in this area, I’ve sold 5 apartments in this development over the last 3 years and so have got to know them really well.

One thing to be said about these ex local authority blocks is what they lack in charm and finishings they make up with space and storage options. They were built with family living in mind and still offer a fantastic opportunity for first time buyers to get a leg up on the property ladder.

Nestled right in the heart of Forest Hill and listed at £275,000 could this be the property for you?

Drop me a DM and lets have a chat

21/11/2025

This is what £415,000 can get you on Stondon Park Road, SE23 — a charming 2-bed apartment with its own private garden! 🌿🏡✨
Let’s take a look inside:

👩‍🍳 Spacious, functional kitchen — perfect for everyday cooking
🌞 Bedroom 1 — bright and filled with natural sunlight
🛁 Clean, well-maintained bathroom with a relaxing tub
🛏️ Bedroom 2 — another generous room with a warm, sunny feel
🛋️ Large living room with beautiful views — ideal for relaxing or entertaining

A fantastic home in SE23… could this be your next move?

👉 Message me to book your viewing or find out more!

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20/11/2025

This one was a movie and took all the patience I had not to lose my mind entirely.

I tell buyers/sellers all the time your choice in solicitor will be the decision between having the time of your life and losing the will to live.

This one was a bad choice, I’ve dealt with some challenging solicitors in my time but I now have a firm I will have nothing to do with and would rather let a deal slide than deal with them again.

Anyway, rant over my buyer who is an absoute gem is now over the line and says always from starting a new chapter.

So excited for her!!!

15/11/2025

Estate agent superpower unlocked: the art of pretending not to hear buyers slating the house 😅🏡

You’re walking them through and suddenly you hear behind you:
👵 “My gran’s house is decorated better than this.”
🔧 “Yeah… I’m gonna have to gut the entire place.”

Meanwhile, you’re there smiling through gritted teeth like:
“Thanks for the feedback… soooo… you wanna make an offer?” 😂

Ah, the joys of property life.

👉 For honest advice, zero judgment, and a few laughs along the way — drop me a message!

09/11/2025

Is there a right time to sell your house? 🏡🤔
Actually… yes! Timing can make a big difference 👇

🌸 Spring — the prime season for buyers. The “new year, new home” energy is strong, and demand is high.
🍂 Autumn — also a great time, with motivated buyers aiming to move before year-end.
☀️ Late summer — maybe not ideal. Many families are away or focused on school holidays, meaning fewer active buyers.

💡 Bonus tip: When housing supply is low, it’s a seller’s market — offers are often stronger.
And remember — local trends matter more than national headlines. Your area might be thriving even when the news says otherwise!

👉 Thinking of selling? Let’s chat about what’s happening right here in your local market.

05/11/2025

This tiny hack can make your home feel instantly warmer and more appealing! 🏡✨

Add throws and cushions to your sofas in soft, neutral tones — it creates that cozy, welcoming vibe buyers love 🤍🛋️
It’s simple, affordable, and makes a huge difference during viewings.

Because sometimes, it’s not just about how a home looks — it’s about how it feels. 💫

👉 Want more easy staging tips to help your home sell faster (and for more)? Follow for more or send me a message today!

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