Distortion Rehearsal Rooms

09/09/2026

27/08/2026

Congratulations to all who smashed their August Rockschool exams at Distortion Rehearsal Rooms!
More talent. More progress. More rock.
The standard was high — and you kept Distortion the norm.Keep pushing, keep playing, and keep the amps loud.
Distortion’s proud to be part of your journey — from first chord to full‑on stage energy

27/08/2026

SEPTEMBER IS CREEPING IN
The amps are humming, the rooms are ready, and the noise is calling.
Old friends, new faces same loud energy. Lock in your session and kick off autumn with a bang at Distortion Rehearsal Rooms.

30/07/2026

One year of pure noise — and still cranking the volume.
Huge thank you to every band and every solo musician who’s stepped through our doors this past year.
Your riffs, beats, chaos and commitment are what keep Distortion alive.
Here’s to louder rooms, bigger ideas, and another year of making Lincoln shake.

04/06/2026

🐸 WATCHING THE FROGS – MINI TOUR ’26 🐸
The frogs are loose and we’re dragging our amps across Lincolnshire all summer.
If you like loud guitars, questionable dance moves, and a band that definitely rehearses at least once, come catch us at one of these dates.

Where we’re landing:
⭐ June 6 – Lumley, Skeg (6pm)
⭐ July 11 – The Carps, Boston (9pm)
⭐ July 25 – Blacksmiths, Bracebridge (afternoon)
⭐ August 9 – Red Cow, Fishtoft (afternoon)
⭐ Sept 5 – The Plough, Newark Road, Lincoln (9pm)
⭐ Saturday 12 – Welbourne Village Hall, Lincoln (9pm)
⭐ Saturday 19 – Potterhamworth Fest (afternoon)
⭐ Saturday 19 Dec – The Carps, Boston
⭐ Thursday 31 Dec – Hiltop Social Club, Gainsborough

Bring your mates, your mum, your neighbour’s dog — we’re not picky.

03/06/2026

Gettin’ Gig Ready?
June’s the month to tighten the set, write new stuff, or just make some noise.
No rush. No waiting. Just you and the room.
Cool, quiet, and ready when you are.

DM us if you want a slot — we’ll sort you out.

28/05/2026

POSTPONED — BUT NOT CANCELLED
Quick heads‑up from Distortion.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we’ve had to temporarily postpone the upcoming Southside show.
Not ideal, but here’s the good bit: This gives us a chance to come back louder, tighter, and with even more energy when the new date drops.
We’re already working with Southside to lock in the replacement date, it’ll be confirmed soon, and we’ll shout about it the second it’s official.
Thanks for sticking with us. The night’s not gone… we're just warming the amps

11/05/2026

Lincoln, brace yourselves.

TELEVISED MIND. PARALLEL STATES. FIENDFITS.
Three bands. One night. Zero interest in behaving.

17th July – Southside
Doors : 7 PM
£8 entry. Bring your mates, your enemies, and anyone who owes you a pint.

This isn’t a gig.
It’s a controlled detonation disguised as a Thursday night.
If you’re after something polite, stay home.
If you want sweat, noise, chaos, and the kind of evening you’ll be explaining to HR on Monday — see you down the front.

28/04/2026

Due to increased midweek demand, we’re opening the gates on Mondays & Fridays. Our quiet days just got louder — 3 hours for the price of 2.

Massive thank you to all our bands for the patience, the flexibility, and the ongoing support while midweek’s been absolutely rammed. You’re the reason this place keeps shaking.

More options. More noise. Same Distortion energy. Book your Monday & Friday sessions now before these days get slammed too.