23/06/2026
The NDL Cow has spokenā¦
After being welcomed into the eCapital Corp. Birmingham, our Cow has confidently predicted an England win tonight.
Itās got the ears.
Itās got the dressā¦
Itās got absolutely no football credentials whatsoeverā¦. BUT it knows drains &ā¦
Confidence is high.
If England win, Weāll take full credit.
If they donāt, weāll be investigating whether itās secretly Scottish and ringing our Relationship Manager & Credit Controllerās for further advice.
If England lose, weāll have no choice but to distribute even more NDL Cows across the country to boost our luck for the next game⦠(The next batch are already on the way⦠maybe to your office )
And letās be honest, who wouldnāt want a Cow on their desk?
The NDL team remains on shift. Any drainage emergencies, weāre available 24/7, 365 days a year, and our phone lines are always open.
01604 385012
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