This Is Not Here

Having traveled extensively, staying in all sorts of places, we thought we’d take all those ideas we gathered to create our own Boutique cottages just East of York that are luxurious, unique, very private and decorated with antiques and paintings.

11 September - A date that makes you stop and reflect for a moment.A date that makes you think, simply, where was I?Ther...
11/09/2026

11 September - A date that makes you stop and reflect for a moment.

A date that makes you think, simply, where was I?

There are certain moments in history that divide the world into before and after. The World Wars, the moon landing, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and then 11 September 2001.

Twenty-five years ago today, the world changed.

We remember those who lost their lives, but also those who bravely ran towards the danger to save others. Firefighters, police officers, paramedics and ordinary people who showed extraordinary courage.

Our gate reminds us of a motto of grandfathers and their area of the Royal Navy:

“Where the Fleet Goes, We’ve Been.” - A simple phrase, but one that says a great deal about duty, courage and being prepared to go where you are needed.

And yet this morning, standing here, everything feels wonderfully peaceful.

Dew on the grass, mist over the fields, the sun slowly appearing… and actual green, green grass. After the summer we’ve had, that’s almost historic in itself.

It makes you wonder what this land has witnessed over the centuries. Wars, celebrations, hardship and peace, while generations simply carried on with ordinary life.

The world changes. Sometimes dramatically.

But the sun still rises, the mist lifts and the grass keeps growing.

Perhaps that’s something worth appreciating and reflecting on a little more today.

Lovely to see our little corner of Yorkshire on The One Show tonight, with the   and the story of 1066.Great to see  , L...
10/09/2026

Lovely to see our little corner of Yorkshire on The One Show tonight, with the and the story of 1066.

Great to see , Low Catton and, best of all, Sarah one of the owners of our local pub, getting her moment of fame on national television.

And then there’s the rather important matter of the tapestry itself. The original Bayeux Tapestry may be currently housed , but Stamford Bridge now has its very own tapestry, lovingly created by local people to tell the story of the battle that happened right here in 1066. Yorkshire history, stitched together by Yorkshire people. What’s not to like?

Even Skirpenbeck gets a mention. Back then it was known as Scradiztorp.

Much easier after a couple of drinks!!!

So, if watching BBC The One Show has left you feeling the need to immerse yourself in a little bit of 1066 history, why not come and stay in one of our luxury here in Skirpenbeck?

Peace, countryside, log fires, hot tubs, just down the road and 1066 history quite literally on the doorstep.

Vikings optional.

Pub definitely recommended.

Collect Memories, Not Things.



As the song goes… “Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men. We had to meet the enemy a mile away. Thunder in the air and the skies turned grey. Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp. There was hope in our English hearts
Hear our roar, hear our sound. We’re gonna fight until we have won this town. Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah”

SEPTEMBER HAS ARRIVED…And Yorkshire appears to have made plans.Quite a lot of them, actually.🍴 York Food & Drink Festiva...
07/09/2026

SEPTEMBER HAS ARRIVED…

And Yorkshire appears to have made plans.

Quite a lot of them, actually.

🍴 York Food & Drink Festival
18–27 Sept. Ten days of food, drink and absolutely no reason whatsoever to cook.

🥾 Walking East Yorkshire Festival
12–20 Sept. Beautiful Wolds, gorgeous countryside and the occasional strategic pub stop.

🌿 Bugthorpe Village Festival
19 Sept. Proper Yorkshire village life. Local, lovely and probably involving cake.

🎨 Robert Fuller Art Challenge
Fancy yourself as an artist? Excellent. Whether you can actually draw is another matter.

🏛️ East Riding Heritage Open Days
11–20 Sept. Hidden gems, fascinating places and lots of it is FREE. We like that word.

🍎 Malton
25–26 Sept. Markets, food, shops and comedy. Go for one thing. Come back with six.

🎨 Beverley
Art, vintage, shopping and the Minster. “Just a quick look” is unlikely.

🏚️ Burton Constable 1940s Weekend
26–27 Sept. History, vintage vehicles and a proper step back in time.

🎭 York
Comedy, theatre, music and exhibitions throughout September.

Then come back to This Is Not Here, pour a drink, get in the hot tub and recover.

Eat. Explore. Relax. Repeat.

Collect memories, not things.

Although cheese from Malton is absolutely allowed.

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Happy 50th Birthday Tammy!Well, 50! We’re not quite sure how that happened, but apparently it’s official!You are so much...
06/09/2026

Happy 50th Birthday Tammy!

Well, 50! We’re not quite sure how that happened, but apparently it’s official!

You are so much more than a key part of our team. You’ve been with us for a long time, a@s have put up with us for even longer, and somewhere along the way become a very good friend too!

We genuinely appreciate everything you do, the hard work, the laughs, the loyalty and, most importantly, your ability to keep us all vaguely organised!

Thank you for everything Tammy. We hope you have the most fabulous 50th birthday and celebrate in style.

Have an absolutely brilliant day. You deserve it!

Happy 50th.

🥂💎 70 YEARS MARRIED! 💎🥂Aunty Di & Uncle Al…huge congratulations on your     ❤️70 years ago today you both said “I do”… a...
01/09/2026

🥂💎 70 YEARS MARRIED! 💎🥂

Aunty Di & Uncle Al…huge congratulations on your ❤️

70 years ago today you both said “I do”… and clearly neither of you read the small print! 😂

Not quite the celebration we had planned thanks to a little spell of respite care, your temporary residence while you get over this little health bump…but as they say, “in sickness and in health”… and when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! 🍋🥂

So yesterday we all gathered at the care home and brought the afternoon tea to you, lots of laughs and, most importantly, more memories made together. ❤️

70 years of adventures, stories, laughter and love what an achievement! And one even recognised by the King and Queen! 👑

Enjoy your special lunch today…! 😂🥂

Happy 70th Wedding Anniversary! ❤️ BBC East Yorkshire

🥂 SEPTEMBER: FOR THE NEWLYWEDS & THE HAPPILY ESTABLISHED ❤️The kids are back at school, the roads are quieter and Septem...
30/08/2026

🥂 SEPTEMBER: FOR THE NEWLYWEDS & THE HAPPILY ESTABLISHED ❤️

The kids are back at school, the roads are quieter and September is looking rather lovely.

2026 marks 25 years of marriage for us, and we feel incredibly lucky in life. So we thought we’d share a little of that good fortune by giving 25% OFF.

For September stays of 4 nights or more, enjoy 25% OFF any of our cottages.

🏡 Any cottage
📅 September stays
💷 25% OFF
🥂 Code: SILVER25

There are just 6 vouchers available…one for each year we were together before we finally got married. Six years of waiting… apparently we were quite good at taking things slowly. 😂

Whatever your relationship status, newlywed, happily established, happily single or somewhere in between, why not come and slow things down for a few days?

Explore , wander the countryside, eat rather well, find a good pub and enjoy the area at a more leisurely pace.

As Ferris Bueller said:

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” ❤️

So come and stop for a while.

Collect memories, not things.

Just don’t take six years to decide… there are only 6 vouchers and they disappear on 26 September! 😉

Lovely morning pottering around Visit Malton One of those mornings where you pop out for a couple of bits and somehow co...
29/08/2026

Lovely morning pottering around Visit Malton One of those mornings where you pop out for a couple of bits and somehow come home with enough food to cater for a small wedding. 😂

Bumped into a few friends along the way, including Gilly The Cook’s Place picked up some rather lovely arrangements from The Topiary Tree Florist for an event on Monday thanks for the hound treats Gemma along with a few bits from Food 2 Remember and, as is compulsory whenever the hounds are involved, a lovely treat of prime mince, thanks Paul🐾

Then, walking past Malton Fisheries, we spotted some rather magnificent Whitby lobsters and prawns. Well… that was tonight sorted. There was clearly no point resisting. 🦞🍤

Tonight’s culinary extravaganza is actually about as complicated as making toast. Prawns sizzling away in extra virgin olive oil with garlic, shallots, chilli and parsley, alongside lobster with lashings of garlic butter.

And because apparently lobster and prawns on their own might suggest we’re trying to keep things too simple, there’s also an homemade breadstick with rosemary and truffle oil. Because why wouldn’t there be? 😂

Naturally, this requires a little Keith Floyd-style supervision, which obviously means a drink in hand while cooking. Strictly for quality control purposes. 🍾

And what better accompaniment than some Goodwood Gin and V***e Clicquot Official bubbles. Because if you’re going to cook something simple, you may as well drink something glamorous.

really is best.

Although the hounds may disagree… they’re still waiting for their second course. 😂🐾🦞with a finish in the

🎶 **Working 9 to 5…** except, around here, it’s more a case of working whenever the guests need us! 😂We’ve had lots of g...
28/08/2026

🎶 **Working 9 to 5…** except, around here, it’s more a case of working whenever the guests need us! 😂

We’ve had lots of guests recently asking what goes on behind the scenes of our little experience business, so we thought we’d share a glimpse into the glamorous world of luxury holiday cottages, with the help of Nicola, Tammy and Clare!

There are enquiries, requests and messages coming in at all times of day, from wherever we happen to be, thank goodness for apps! 📱

Then, with our brilliant team and suppliers, it’s guest arrivals, stays and check-outs.

Duvets, pillows and cushions are tucked away in sanitised plastic boxes for their little spell in quarantine or hibernation. 

Hot tubs are emptied, cleaned, refilled, chemically balanced and tested, with records kept… because apparently even bubbles come with paperwork, as does electricity, heating and security! 😂

Then there’s the laundry drops, come rain or shine, as Washing Well discovered this morning! Spare glasses and crockery, cleaning supplies and, between guests, if it isn’t nailed down, there’s a fair chance it’s going through the dishwasher! 😂

Add in Trevor and the grounds to maintain.

And, of course, Harry gets involved too. Harry is our trusted Hoover. Actually, we have several Harrys. We like to think of them as the clone wars against dust and dirt. 😂

So whilst it might look like we spend our days sitting in hot tubs admiring the view, the reality is a little more phones, washing, water testing, dishwasher marathons and cloned Hoovers!

Definitely not 9 to 5… but we wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤️

And, of course, we’re incredibly grateful to all our guests, not just for choosing to stay with us, but for the money they spend supporting our small rural community, local businesses and brilliant suppliers too. ❤️

🏡 THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE BOOKINGS ❤️One of the things we absolutely LOVE about our cottages is the incredible people we g...
26/08/2026

🏡 THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE BOOKINGS ❤️

One of the things we absolutely LOVE about our cottages is the incredible people we get to meet and the stories they bring with them. ❤️

Today we said goodbye to some very special returning guests who came back for a little peace, relaxation and time away.

Over the years, we’ve watched their family grow from GCSEs, to A Levels and now university. 🥹❤️

This time, Mum and Dad offered the children the option of coming along…

They politely declined. 😂 Apparently, a few days away with Mum, Dad and the hounds 🐾🐾 isn’t quite as exciting as it used to be!

Although, there was one VERY important emergency…an early checkout for mum and dad!

⛺️ A TENT POLE NEEDED REPAIRING! 🤣

Because preparation clearly waits for no one. A Levels can wait. The tent cannot! 😂❤️

Meanwhile, we’ve had the absolute pleasure of welcoming three generations of a family from Australia 🇦🇺 who have travelled halfway around the world to discover their family roots and visit the places where their father, grandfather and great grandfather was born.

And THIS is exactly why we love what we do. ❤️

One family returns year after year and we get to watch their story unfold, even if the children are now apparently far too busy for a break with Mum and Dad… leaving the dogs to get all the attention! 😂🐾

Another family travels thousands of miles to discover where their own story began.

Every guest brings something different.

Every stay has a story.

And we feel incredibly privileged to be part of them. ❤️

Collect memories, not things. ❤️

As many of you will know, we’re a little obsessed with music, and our taste is pretty broad! From classical, ballet and ...
25/08/2026

As many of you will know, we’re a little obsessed with music, and our taste is pretty broad! From classical, ballet and opera to blues, country, dance, trance and covers… CDs, vinyl, concerts, theatre and musicals, we genuinely love the lot! Hence Lola Summerhouse is decorated the way it is! 🎶😂

The scale of talent was quite simply off the scale. So it was incredibly sad to hear of her passing just now. But Dolly was so much more than an extraordinary singer and songwriter. She was a formidable businesswoman, fiercely protective of what she created, deeply caring towards her siblings, incredibly generous through her charitable work and, despite all her success, never forgot her roots., talk about rags to riches!
Jo Whiley BBC Radio 2 One of our favourite Dolly stories is when wanted to record I Will Always Love You. Colonel Tom Parker demanded 50% of the publishing rights, and Dolly said no. She said she cried all night over the opportunity she was turning down, but knew she had to protect her most valuable work. What a businesswoman!

And thankfully, she did get to sing with another legend, Kenny Rogers and record one of our absolute favourite songs, Islands in the Stream. ❤️ but again this was purely by accident!

A phenomenal talent, incredible entrepreneur, wonderful and genuinely generous human being. She gave so much to music, to her family and to others.

RIP Dolly. What an extraordinary legacy. 🎶❤️ Dolly Parton

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