08/03/2026
🌊🚤 Nairobi Marine City Update 🌧️🏙️
After the recent rains, Nairobi has officially upgraded from a landlocked capital to a fully operational Marine City on the Sun 🌊☀️. Major highways are now respectable waterways and several vehicles have proudly demonstrated their hidden submarine technology 🚗🌊.
Drivers and turn boys are therefore advised to urgently apply for Maritime TLB licences 🛶📜 since many matatus are already operating as high-capacity ferries.
We also wish to sincerely thank the government because Kenya Police have deployed some emergency Maritime rescue boats 🚤👮♂️ — a historic step in Nairobi’s new naval transport system.
Until further notice, commuters are encouraged to carry life jackets while going to work 😆🌊.