Golden Gates Agencies.

31/08/2024

I have just seen a Lady driving comfortably along Thika Road with the side Mirrors tucked in..
God Loves these people
😂😂😂

27/08/2024

Wasomi,is there difference between “Good Morning, Sir” and “Sir, Good Morning” 🤷

13/02/2024

Hapa nje sio kuzuri ata kidogo😂😂😂😂

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞'𝐬𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬.

09/02/2024

Between Cholocate and Congralutation,which one did you read wrongly?
🤣🤣🤣🤣

05/02/2024

Lakini kikuyu men mlitoka wapi?

You remain the most romantic Elements ever 🤣🤣

𝐇𝐞𝐫: Will you get me flowers on valentines?
𝐇𝐢𝐦: (coughs as he adjusts his high-waist trousers. ) .. Mahùa ma wìra ùrìkù? ,(flowers for what)
𝐇𝐞𝐫: Valentines day is a special day for lovers.. please..(he interrupts)...
𝐇𝐢𝐦: ùkwenda mahua kana kamùgùnda ùhandage maku? (You want flowers of a piece of land where you can plant yours?)
𝐇𝐞𝐫; Oh my God... thank you ithe wa Kinuthia.. (thank you baba Kinuthia)
𝐇𝐢𝐦;(clears his ever congested throat as he adjusts his oversized coat) wì wakwa my dear. Nyina wa twana twakwa(You are mine my Dear...Mother to my children).
𝐇𝐞𝐫; Nikio ngwendete muthuri wakwa.( That's why i love you my Husband)

𝐇𝐢𝐦;(Still adjusting his coat, make a call) Hello? Is this 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞'𝐬𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬. Office)
𝐍𝐆𝐏; Hello Sir...yes it is...welcome to 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞'𝐬𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬...How can we help you Today Sir?
𝐇𝐢𝐦; Thengiu muno( Thank you)..Nmeona kuna Shamba mnauza kule Malindi...Hapo Marereni...Bado ziko ama zimeisha?
𝐍𝐆𝐏; Yes kuna Acres kadhaa zimebakia..na tunaiza na bei ya chini sana..just 350k pekee uko na Acre yako Mzima..
𝐇𝐢𝐦; Kwani mnauza na Bei ya chini aje?
𝐍𝐆𝐏; Kabisa.. Hakuna haja tukupeleke Malindi tukuuzie ploti na bei ya 200k ilhali unaweza pata Acre moja na bei ya 350k.
𝐇𝐢𝐦; Nyinyi mko wazuri..
𝐍𝐆𝐏; Kabisa..Alafu uzuri wa hii shamba ni eti unaweza ona bahari ukiwa umesimama kwa Land yako..
𝐇𝐢𝐦; Haiya nima(Ukweli)? Nataka zikiwa Acres 10 badala ya tano.
𝐇𝐞𝐫;(Looking amazed holding her breath while one hand is covering the mouth and the other one on her head)
𝐇𝐢𝐦;Kuna mtu hapa anaitisha maua ya Valentine-kitu ya kukauka na siku moja..Ningetaka kumchukulia Acres kadhaa hapo k**a zawadi ya Valentine.
𝐍𝐆𝐏;Aaaaha that will be great of you...we are sure she will be the happiest woman in this world..mngetaka tuwapeleke lini muone kwanza alafu mchague kati ya zenye zimebakia?
𝐇𝐞𝐫;(NOW! NOW! NOW!)
𝐇𝐢𝐦; No need....Ningeraga na hau kaingi ngithie mwena wa Lamu wira na ndindicionaga(Napitianga hapo mala mingi nikienda Lamu nmeziona)
𝐍𝐆𝐏;Aaaaha nice...basi unaweza tutembelea kwa ofisi zetu ndio uweze kuchagua na tukuelezee vile utaweza kulipa na ujaze forms a Title ndiotuweze kuzitoa as soon as possible.
𝐇𝐢𝐦;Nituguka mutanahinga umuthi(Tutakuja kabla mfunge leo).
𝐍𝐆𝐏;Karibuni sana...Mkubuke kukuja na Copy ya Vitabulisho na KRA Pin zenu.
𝐇𝐢𝐦; Sawasawa.
𝐍𝐆𝐏;Asanteni sana kwa ku-invest na 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞'𝐬𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬....
𝐇𝐢𝐦;Ok.

(Hangs up)

𝐇𝐞𝐫; Thengiu muno Baba wa twana tuitu(Thank you so much Father to our Kids)
𝐇𝐢𝐦; (Trying to fix his belt since the waist of his trouser is oversize) Haya kiharirie...tondu mwiharagiria na mathaa twendi fae(Sawa...jitayarishe...sababu huwa mnajitayarisha na masaa twenti fae)

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17/04/2023

You may not be able to go back and make a new start but you can start now and make a new end.

Wishing you a successful week ahead

07/04/2023

Happy Easter!🌷

Easter is a time to celebrate new beginnings, hope and renewal. It's a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there's always a chance for new life to emerge.

From all of us here at Golden Gates Agencies.., we wish you a blessed and enjoyable Easter holiday.

27/03/2023

A GOAL without a PLAN is just a WISH.

As we start this new week, make sure to put a plan in place so that you may attain success.

20/03/2023

It's Monday, get out there and make things happen!

Have a fruitful week ahead.

14/02/2023

Home is where love begins💝💝💝

Are you looking for a place to call home, A place to Rent or you have a House you want to let? Talk to us today...

13/02/2023

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you. ~Maya Angelou

11/02/2023