27/05/2026
A man is pressured into buying an 80K dining table⦠he buys it. Wife and kids use it for like 3 days
After that, everyone goes back to eating on the sofa, balcony, or even in the bedroom. The dining table just becomes decoration. When you enter the house and see it, you just feel like shouting a big βWANTAM!β π
Nonstick pots you were forced to buy at Village Market for 40K lose their coating in one month. Wife throws them to the balcony and refuses to ever use them again π
Donβt even remind me about that baby carrier that only survived two clinic visits and retired early.
A washing machine you were given an ultimatum to buy βwash and dryβ β after one month you start seeing mamafua with clothes hanging on the line like scarecrow.
The wife cried for a bicycle saying she would be going to Karura every Saturday. You buy a 60K bikeβ¦ she goes for only 2 Saturdays and gets tired. Now itβs just collecting dust on the balcony like a forgotten investment.
Marriage can sometimes feel like punishment when you have money.
And when you see a man holding a cold beer and not even wanting to talk to anyoneβ¦ just leave him alone. Happy Mubarak π
