28/05/2023
Good Sunday Morning Everyone! I hope all of you are having a BLESSED SUN....DAY!
Now, we had a situation at our B123 office last night!
I don't know who or what is to blame so I'm going to have to point fingers at a rather tipsy chupacabra.
Yes, you heard it right, a chupacabra with a penchant for cheesecake and a knack for breaking and entering.
I believe this mischievous creature snuck into the bottom kitchen of our office where I happened to be working late last night.
Now, don't panic, everything is okay. Bradley and I are fine...but there's a piece of cheesecake missing from the refrigerator.
I know, I know, it's a tragedy of epic proportions.
Chupacabras, as you may know, are very common here on the weekends. They're like our own version of weekend warriors, but instead of doing DIY projects, they're breaking into our fridges and eating our desserts.
So we need to prepare accordingly next time. I cannot hold them off all weekend. I mean, I'm good, but I'm not "fight off a dessert-loving chupacabra" good.
So, we're just going to have to deal with it this time. We'll chalk it up to a learning experience. But next time, we'll be ready. We'll have our cheesecake security system in place, and those chupacabras won't stand a chance.
In the meantime, if anyone has any information about the missing cheesecake, please come forward.
No judgement, just a desire to solve this delicious mystery.
Stay vigilant, fellow citizens of Rosarito. And remember, no cheesecake is safe.
Security footage will be included in case anybody recognizes the culprit.
Have a great Sunday and remember to hide your desserts!
