15/07/2023
Notice! Notice!! Notice!!!
It has come to the Notice of the Board of Trustee Online inlaws Nigerian chapter that our members are arrogating to themselves the power to roast Yul Edochie in the wake of his taking of a second wife.
Therefore, after much deliberation in the BOT meeting in the early hour of today, we have resolved to order every member to SHUT UP.
No body must make any further comment about this issue until we hear Yul's side of the story.
Therefore, in order to put an end to the rancour of the past few months, we shall deliberate on how best to summon Yul in the general floor.
Every member must maintain his/her peace until we conclude with our intervention, or risk being sanctioned indefinitely.
You're hereby advised to use your time to prepare questions to ask him on the D-day.
Be warned
Signed
Chairman BOT.