18/03/2026
🌍 Happy Global Recycling Day, my people! ♻️ Or as we call it in PH: “Happy ‘Why is this sachet trying to marry the gutter again?’ Day” 🤦🏾♂️
I tried being an eco-warrior last year. Bought a fancy recycle bag for my car… now it’s just full of empty pure water sachets, one lonely Eva bottle, and dreams of being useful. Every time I drive past those street boys sorting “for sell,” I whisper “sorry bro, this one na family business” 😂
But real talk: if we all just stopped throwing one extra plastic into the drain, maybe next flood season the water will actually stay on the road instead of turning my compound into Atlantic Ocean 2.0 🌊🚗
So tell me (no judgment o):
What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever tried to recycle?
That Nokia 3310 from 2005?
Your ex’s apologies?
Or just your dignity after eating bole and fish with no napkin? 😭
Drop your funniest recycling fail or win in the comments — let’s laugh and save the planet small small! 💚
Tag that friend who still says “e no concern me, na government go do am” 😂
