09/09/2021
*Laugh small abeg, wahala no dey finish*
Uncle good afternoon, we never see your post on Facebook today. Hope you are OK sir?
Me: Hmm... Aburo, na serious matter oo.
It was serious last night at my neighbour's residence .
Around 8 p.m, he saw a snake in the living room, so he called everyone to come and help kill the snake. You know how African solidarity works, we each arrived with a big stick in hand, a total of 7 fellows. Once in the living room, we saw the big snake looking at us, we closed the doors and surrounded it.
We said to the snake: "your own don finish", It curled up.
As everyone advanced towards it for the kill, Boooom!!! NEPA STRUCK! ...
Pandamonium!!!
It was "save yourself if you can" in the living room. We no longer knew where the snake was and where the exits were. When someone touches you a little, you hit with the stick, thinking it was the snake, Screams, injuries, pains, followed ... I got out of there miraculously but with a broken arm, two broken teeth, torn t-shirt and a swollen head.
I believe this snake works at "NEPA."
NEPA DON KILL US OOO!