House buy sell Nepal

19/01/2025

Anyone like to rent, buy land in Kathmandu. Please msg. 2 bed room or 4 bed flat available in Banasthali.

23/06/2023

छुर्पी बेचेर गुट्का खाने नेपाली।
कोदो बेचेर लङ्ग्रेन चामल किनिखाने नेपाली।
भिर माहुरी को मह बेचेर जाम किन्ने नेपाली!
जुम्ला , मुस्ताङ्ग मा फलेको अर्गानिक सिमि बेचेर
स्वायबिन( भट्ट को छोक्रा) किनि खाने नेपाली ।
भेडा को उन बेचेर जुट को गलैचा किन्ने नेपाली।
केमिकल हालेको क्यान जुस खाने नेपाली।
दुध बेचेर बियर पिउन पर्ने नेपाली।
लोकल रक्सि छोडेर बिदेशी बिषालु रक्सी तान्ने नेपालि।
गैरी खेत बेचेर खाडी भासिन पर्ने हामी नेपाली।
आर सि सि घर भएपनी बेचेर युरोप अमेरिका जान पर्ने नेपाली।
लैनो भैंसी बेचेर महङ्गो सेल फोन बोक्न पर्ने नेपाली ।
संजाल मा आफै न्यायाधीश आफै ओकिल बन्ने नेपालि ।
देश बनेन भनेर बार्हहात उफृने भेडा नेपाली ।
आफ्नै नेपाली नेपाली लडेर बिदेशी हसाउने नेपाली ।
आफु केहि न गर्ने अरुले के गर्दैछ भनेर चियोचर्चो गर्ने नेपाली ।
एक गिलास रक्सि र २ चोक्टा मासुमा जिन्दावाद र मुर्दाबाद बन्दै घोक्रो फुटुन्जेल कराउने नेपाली ।
अनि भुत्रो बन्छ हाम्रो देश नेपाल 🙏🙏

फेसबुक मा भेटेको कस्तो लाग्यो नि हजूर ?!

06/06/2023

British officials serving in India were not given public positions/responsibility on returning to England. The argument was that they ruled a slave nation that would have changed their attitudes and behavior. If they are given such responsibility here, they will treat free British citizens the same way. To understand this, read the incident given below...

A British woman whose husband was a civil service officer in Pakistan and India during the British rule. The woman spent many years of her life in different parts of India, on her return she wrote a beautiful book based on her memories.

The woman wrote that when my husband was a district deputy commissioner my son was about four years old and my daughter was one year old. Lived in a mansion built in many acres that the Deputy Collector met. Hundreds of people lived serving DC's home and family. Every day there were parties, the district's big landlords were proud to invite us to their hunting events and honoured everyone we visited. Our pride and hobby was such that even the queen and royal family would be difficult to find in Britain.

During the train journey, a plush compartment equipped with Nawabi That was reserved for the family of the Deputy Commissioner. When we boarded the train, the white cloth driver would stand in front of us with both hands tied and ask for permission to begin the journey. Trains start running only after getting permission.

Once we boarded the train to travel, according to tradition, the driver came and asked for permission. Before I could say anything, my son was in a bad mood for some reason. She told the driver not to drive. The driver said while bringing the order, which is the order small government. Shortly later the whole staff including the station master gathered and started begging from my four year old son, but he refused to run the train. Finally, with great difficulty, I convinced my son to drive the train on the promise of many chocolate and the journey began.

After a few months, the woman returned to the UK to meet her friends and relatives. He arrived on the ship to London, his residence was in a county in Wales for which he had to travel by train. The woman went to the station to get tickets by sitting her daughter and son on a bench. It was too late because of the long queue that left the woman's son very upset. When he boarded the train, the child again got angry seeing first class seats instead of the plush compound.

The train started its journey on time so the child started screaming and screaming. He was loudly saying, "What kind of an owl's that driver. He started running trains without our permission. I will tell my dad to get him shoes. "The woman was finding it hard to convince the child that it is not her father's district, it is a free country." Third class govt officer like Deputy Commissioner here so not even Prime Minister and King have the authority to insult people to satisfy their ego.

Even though we have chased out the British today, we have not yet dismissed slavery. Even today many officers, SP, ministers, advisors and politicians harass common people on the streets for hours to satisfy their ego.

Protocols should be for the convenience of the general public, not the cause of trouble for them.
The World Classes, Jaipur

28/05/2023

Anyone interested to paint their ceiling?? Message me.

12/05/2023

नयाँ कुरा थाहा पाइयो🤔
हाल प्रहरी हिरासतमा रहेका पुर्ब गृहमन्त्री बालकृष्ण खाण कुनै बेला काठमाण्डौ स्थित एक न्यायाधिशको घरमा भाडामा बस्दा रहेछ्न।
तिनै घरबेटी न्यायाधिशको श्रीमति मन्जुसँग बालकृष्णको प्रेम भएछ र अन्त्यमा श्रीमती र घर नै छोडेर हिड्न बाध्य भएका रहेछ्न ती न्यायाधीश।
त्यसैले श्रीमती खाडको रवाफ बढ्नुमा न्यायाधीश पत्नि हुँदा देखि कै शक्ति सत्ता हातमा हुनेगरेको कारण अनुमान गर्न सकिन्छ।
सुनिन्छ त्यो न्यायधिसको बिचल्लि बनाइदिएर सम्पती सबै हत्याएकी भन्छन,श्रीमान छोरा समेतलाई लात हानि सम्पति पुरै जफत गरि आएकी हुन भन्ने बजारमा सुन्न पाईन्छ !

28/04/2023

For any purpose related to house buy sell or house related issues, or planning to study abroad, message me. I am more than happy to give free information.

23/06/2021

18/06/2021

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19/02/2021

Isn’t it organised and nice road.

19/01/2021

Seal resting in this area

12/01/2021

Ordering a Pizza in 2030(ish maybe)

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:
I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future 🤖
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