23/05/2025
He’s not an executive.
He’s not even an employee.
He’s rent-a-white-guy for the day.
In China, this is called a “white monkey job” — when companies pay Caucasian foreigners to stand in for fake meetings, fake partnerships, and fake success stories... just to look more “global.”
No experience needed. Just a suit, a handshake, and the ability to nod like you understand what's happening.
Behind the smiles? A whole lot of staged prestige.
Fake it till you make it — literally.